10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left
off.
8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened
it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book
teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for
help!
P.S. Just a joke guys...to be taken lightly. So...plz no serious dramatic answers.
2006-10-10 03:03:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
thx dude, dat waz a rly brilliant joke! lol....rofl WTG
2006-10-10 03:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by Neo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...youve got some good arguments but being the argumentative 18 year old i am, ive just got to fight the corner for sex ...
10. It may not be as fun to do alone, but you'll still get to the same place in the end
9. You generally only notice youre tired once youve finished
8. Its only gets better the longer you keep going.
7. This ones easy- find yourself a book that hasnt been opened
6. Hey, im 18. i dont need any help to go all night.
5. If you want to stop before the end of a chapter, you pretty much know the end wouldnt have been any good anyway..
4. You shouldn't want to.
3. Doors have locks for a reason.
2. Ditto. Take my word on that.
1. You only need to do it once and you should never be that unsure again
and of course one last important one, if you dont do it for a while, you dont have to go back to what youve already done (although its a good idea to keep doing it regularly, just to...refresh your memory...)
2006-10-10 11:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by purple_ronnie_always 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
If you can't tell it is a joke then you really are dense people.
I prefere sex to a book anyday ;)
2006-10-10 10:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by omvg1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not your best work but still GOOD!
^5
2006-10-10 10:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think studying is not better than sex...cause you cn get nasty paper cuts on your private parts when you try to do it with a book...ouch!!!
2006-10-10 10:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by The Phoenix Wears Armani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be but I'd still rather be getting laid!
WOOOO~HOOOO!
2006-10-10 10:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now that you say it, it ALMOST sounds better
2006-10-10 10:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by SHE HATE ME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :) :)
2006-10-10 16:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋