joke ....what do you think of this ?

Question

a visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in....
the director said " we fill up a bath,then offer them a choice of a
tea spoon ,tea cup or a bucket & ask them to empty the bath tub"
the visitor said "oh i see, a normal person would choose the bucket, because its the biggest"


the director says "no any normal person would pull the f*c*ing plug out"
would you like a bed near the window................?

Answer 1

joke ....what do you think of this ?

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

Answer 2

Tell the visitor that the bed near the window is mine, thank-you

Answer 3

Thats funny. But what do u mean would you like a bed near the window?

Answer 4

That was ok but what about this?

A man walking down the street slipped on some dog muck..
He picked himself up, shook himself down and while standing there another man slipped on it.
So the man already standing said.. oh i did that... so the other man got up and hit him.
Do you get it ??
He he he

Answer 5

Yawn

Answer 6

Nice joke. The visitor should have actually said yes.
Good Sense of Humour.

Can you beat this:

A wife went up to her husband and said ,"Why did you marry me, because of my beautiful face or my sexy figure".
The husband looked from head to toe and replied,
" I liked your sense of HUMOUR "..................

Catch Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

hehe. i admit i said bucket,but i don't want a bed next to the window, i want one next to the heater where it is cosy :D

Answer 8

I don't want the bed next to the window...I hate drafts!

Answer 9

Yeah I liked it. That one's goin in my mental archives.

Answer 10

hahahahahahahhahahaah I'm a genius let me out, i said plug, honestly