PLEASE help!
2 months ago I had an unprotected sex. I have not had my period since.
I feel sick all the time and have strange cravings for toasts smeared on one side with jam and honey on the other. Oh yes, and I also noticed my tummy is swollen. PLEEEEEEEEASE …Am I pregnant???
Absurd! Why? Is it because I is man?
2006-10-10 02:21:24 · 27 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
the only for sure way to tell is to get a test. It sounds like you may be
2006-10-10 02:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by Answer Girl 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
So, how was your last period dude? (Speaking purely from a bizarre almost macarbe curiosity.)
As for your tummy being swollen, if you're consuming alot of toast, jam and homey it's probably just weight gain, (Or, you're pre-mense and need to take a couple of water pills.)
But let's be serious. If this is a joke, then .....damn it was a good one.
On the off chance that it isn't a joke, seek immediate professional help.
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2006-10-10 02:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dhara 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Highly unlikely as the chances of falling pregnant from one incidence of unprotected sex is unusual, especially in a non-female.
It must be all of the extra calories from the jam, toast, honey creations.
I hope that calms your fears, if not, go see your doctor, just in case.
2006-10-15 09:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
My!! Were you actually seeing your period before then, or are you asking on behalf of your girlfriend?Your name is aiming for the guiness book of records!
On a second thought I suggest you go and see a doctor in case you have an infection because a two months pregnancy is hardly noticeable or 'swollen'.
2006-10-10 02:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by ndy 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Be serious, how could you possibly think your craving for jam and honey toast is strange???
2006-10-10 02:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by JAKE 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Go c a Doctor and if they tell u there's a bun in the oven. Without any benefit of the doubt feel blessed, cause if my galfriend were to tell she was preg I would b over the moon. look after u gal.
2006-10-10 02:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by gas 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
By the sounds off it you are not pregnant but sick in the head and need a good kick up the **** pipe
2006-10-16 01:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by cottencandy2391 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You definatly are pregnant im affraid!!You must be like the first man ever so dont forget to tape the birth!!You could be rich x
2006-10-10 02:26:39 · answer #8 · answered by jo 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I,m not Guilty of this offence your honour. Seriously see the G.P. and get a test done as soon as possible.
2006-10-10 02:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by hakuna matata 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
RELAX you have just had to much toast honey and jam.
2006-10-10 02:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by tam c 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋