My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19.19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
(Leviticus 24.10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws?
(Leviticus 20.14)
2006-10-10 00:51:52 · 19 answers · asked by ArskElvis 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Honestly - some relatives are just so embarrassing. I'd move town if I was you.
2006-10-10 00:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by Smiler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're going to quote a (now very old) humour email that's probably circumnavigated the globe at least 10 times, you might as well print off the whole email.
2006-10-10 01:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I enjoy a nice family burning, however, stoning is a communal event, and can help bring the larger community closer to one another.
2006-10-10 01:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by Michael O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since your aunt and uncle probably aren't Jewish, those laws don't apply to them anyway. If you really want rid of your uncle, you could get him on the blaspheming thing though.
2006-10-10 01:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leviticus sucks.
Freedom rules.
2006-10-10 00:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by Little Miss B 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
be careful when you perform these actions as you are going to violate the laws rules and mores of the society in which you live and must atone for the breaking of these.
2006-10-10 00:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a bit of a nutter arn't you. How about we stone you to death.
2006-10-12 03:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by John H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why I ge on here so early in the morning. Y'all always ruin my day.
2006-10-10 00:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it good to be under grace. Jesus said it best when the woman was caught in adultery... "he who has not sinned, let him cast the first stone..".
2006-10-10 00:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Burn the gypsies
2006-10-10 00:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by jonti 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋