Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence...
"Well, stop f***ing clapping then!"
2006-10-10 00:22:28 · 9 answers · asked by Lisa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha
2006-10-10 00:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by aliciarox 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with the last two. Bono is a jerk. Heres a dude who claims he spends thousands on African children and yet he buys $800 sun glasses. There is something wrong with that.
2006-10-10 07:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bono is a retard. Why would anyone pay $100+ for tickets to see that douchebag lecture the crowd about sh!thole countries overrun with ruthless despots (who don't care about their people)?
Fu(k Bono and fu(k you.
2006-10-10 07:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by Avatar 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i saw u2 in twickenham they were good, he did get a bit political though. but thats bono.
it is true though he goes on at us normal people to save africa and he could do it himslef if he gave up his celebrity lifestyle of limos private jets and mansions.
2006-10-10 09:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by kiki_dees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only that answer would come from a Glasgow or scottish Audience but we all have a sick sence lol
2006-10-10 08:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by mick8751 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love this one sooooooooooo much.. Bono should stop acting like Mr. Nice-As@-saving-the-world-act..
2006-10-10 07:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree... y would anyone want to listen to him? that guy above me knows what he's ttalking about. listen to him, not bono
2006-10-10 07:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was on here yesterday so well done for copying
2006-10-10 07:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we tried to tell him
2006-10-10 08:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋