I dunno how to explain this without sounding shallow. My boss has the best shaped boobs I have ever seen. Last week she moved out of her office & into mines because its bigger (the office is bigger). I cant concentrate on a single thing because of her boobs. I would love to ask her out but that will never happen ever. She's way out of my league. This woman drives a Mercedes SLK 55AMG. Should I quit work before I do something rash?
2006-10-10 00:08:24 · 57 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
mate i know what you mean! i love it when i see a lovely woman with a lovely figure! and especially when i get to spend time in the sam elocation as her!
If i was you i would get some new shoes and pants and shirt, maybe a new expensive after shave and she will notice you in a different way, then when you have her respect as a well to do gentleman you can start to comment on how she looks /smells.
this in turnwill hopefully lead to the flirting . But this advice will not work if you have a pug face!
cheers and goodluck mate!
2006-10-10 02:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by nyleridedog 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would be an uncomfortable situation if you do go out with her then have to work in the same space. You haven't said a thing about her apart from her excellent rack and nice brief. It does say quite a lot about what you actually want from her, which I'm guessing is just a shag or two (or 3 or 4)? Don't quit work, thats just daft. Try and strike up a connection with her, something might develop later. Try not to stare (I know this is difficult, everyone loves well crafted jabbers) too much as she will be aware of it and just think you are a ****. She is also your boss, remember that and how damaging it could be for you if it turns sour. And all for a swatch at her jabbers. I am constantly baffled by men.....you lot are just mental sometimes.
2006-10-10 00:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by rondavous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tread carefully with your boss. Her car is irrelevant. If you just like her boobs, try not to let them distract you from work. Or get a female coworker to discreetly advise her to de-emphasize them so that men don't ogle. If you can't concentrate, you may have to transfer to a different position at work. If you like her as a total person and think you could have a good relationship, carefully try to get to know her and find out how she feels about you. Back off if she's not interested. If you do end up dating, one of you may have to change jobs so that you don't work so closely. Dating and working with someone can cause problems. I think quitting should be the last resort, unless you can get an equivalent or better job.
2006-10-10 00:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ashana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah yeah Claudy_Boi, the 26-year old Jo'burg fantasist. Well at least you got all the other Yahoo! users to believe you. If it were really true, then why not follow your own advice and just go for it?
Just today will t (allegedly 16 years old) asked: "should i ask a [15-year old] girl before i kiss her or just do it?". Your response was: " just do it! Things will work out fine."
So Claudy_Boi, just say to her: "Boss, you have the best shaped boobs I have ever seen. I can't concentrate on a single thing because of them. I know you are way out of my league, but will you go out with me? If so, will you let me drive?". Just do it! Things will work out fine. Trust me on this, Claudy_Boi.
2006-10-10 01:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ Rum Rhythms ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So she won't fancy you because you drive a Robin Reliant?
I think you are sounding shallow for the car comment let alone the boobs comment!
Ask her out, what's the worst that can happen? Maybe you'll have to quit from embarrasment but at least you'll have given yourself a chance of getting hold of her fun bags!
2006-10-10 00:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you Interact with her do you sense some attraction towards you? If yes try to build a better connection with her , and eventually ask her out . Don't be too fast or you might end up in trouble . And your job is the most important thing so never overdo anything
2006-10-10 01:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Regardless of her car, does she have a boyfriend, is she a lesbian? Is she a nice person that you would like a relationship with?
If I were you I would just tell her. You have the nicest shaped breasts I have ever seen. She should be complimented. Women get away with saying overly personal things like that every day. I wouldn't think twice about saying that at work.
2006-10-10 04:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by As You Like It 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you have a job lined up, I'd keep my hormones in my pants. Beautiful women who succeed in business have heard it all before. Breasts are a part of the woman, just like your feet are an unalterable part of you. Neither can be helped as to size, shape, etc. See women as a whole and you'll do a lot better.
2006-10-10 00:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by Warren 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit work, that would be silly. You could try NOT staring at her rack. or you could simply find out if she's seeing someone - if she's not - ask her to go for drinks or something. the worst that can happen is she'll say "no thanks" and although you may feel embarrased around her at work....deep down inside she'll be flattered to know that she's got an admirer!
I have the same issue with a guy at my work, only he sits next to me and he never talks to me - he always talks to my chest. it's flattering and annoying at the same time!!
2006-10-10 02:06:57 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least youve got summut good to look at at work.
Ask her out but in a rather descrete way - drop it into a conversation remember dont be to forward youve got 2 work wiv the woman and maybe she'll take you out for a spin in her car!
2006-10-10 00:18:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋