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And those liners are costing me a fortune.

2006-10-10 00:02:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Cruise Travel

Good thinking budda. They do waterproof nappies now. I've seen them on television.

2006-10-10 00:11:47 · update #1

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Well every so often the workers in the baby factory go on a riot because they not doing anything and it causes carnage!!!

Get her to use a nappy, its more environmentally friendly, those alwyas ultra things bung up sewarge plants and are fill up landifll sites.

2006-10-10 00:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by budda m 5 · 1 1

A lesson for blokes in dealing with mentstrual women:

1. Offer chocolate.
2. Offer tea, not forgetting to check how she likes it.
3. Tell her you're sorry she's feeling so rotten, and hope she feels better later.
4. Offer painkillers such as ibobrufen.
5. Offer more chocolate.
6. Offer to get her a film to watch - any type she likes. She may go for something rather violent.
7. Offer more tea.
8. Offer a hug.
9 Offer a hot water bottle, suggest a second one for her back also.
10. Offer to get her her duvet from the bedroom because obviously she wants comforting but doesn't really want to get up, what with all the tea and chocolate she's consumed, and the fact that she's got all these hot water bottles attached to her middle.
11. Offer more chocolate.
12. Ask her what she'd like you to cook her for dinner. (Yes, really lads.)
13. Offer more tea. Suggest that this time she try infused parsley as it helps reduce the bloating.
14. Cook her dinner, and if you're asked to do the steak bloody, then do the damn steak bloody.
15. Offer her a nice chocolate dessert. Failing that, offer her her favourite dessert.
16. Suggest that tomorrow, if she's feeling better, she should go for a walk as it would be good for her.
17. Then offer her more chocolate.
18. Or ibobrufen ...

You get the picture? When it's that time of the month, a little kindness goes a long way ... if she feels loved, you'll feel loved in return, in you catch my drift.

By the way, you can do the above in any order you like, just as long as you keep your tone of voice nice and friendly.

2006-10-10 09:11:30 · answer #2 · answered by Orla C 7 · 1 0

I think you answered your own question by saying 'Once a month'.

2006-10-10 00:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew L 2 · 1 0

Only once a month.... think yourself lucky.

2006-10-10 00:35:13 · answer #4 · answered by Phish 5 · 1 0

Because she has PMS

2006-10-10 00:11:23 · answer #5 · answered by Lupee 3 · 1 0

its her hormones

2006-10-10 00:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

'Cos her boyfriend's a ****?

2006-10-10 00:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mountaineer 3 · 0 1

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