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"The circle"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

2006-10-09 21:44:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

OK
a little old but OK......

2006-10-09 21:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Laughs Out Loud

2006-10-09 23:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by evi 2 · 0 1

i do no longer understand through fact i'm no longer Allah nor do I declare to renowned each and every thing approximately him. We in basic terms understand approximately him what he has revealed to us and that's amazingly little. all of us understand he loves and he gets indignant, he says so in Qur'an, nevertheless we don't understand what those emotions are like in Allah's words. Does he snigger or lose interest? we don't understand. in spite of the shown fact that it variety of feels to me that he actually has a feeling of humor, specially situations which we adore and different situations we "grin and bear it" through fact Allah is conscious ultimate.

2016-12-08 12:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love that joke you know I heard more than once already but it really really nice to read again.. Its so funny Cute Blonde! I just love her..

2006-10-10 00:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0 1

hey ive heard that joke before but it is still pretty funny trust a blonde to do sumthin like that lol

2006-10-10 00:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by bear_babu 1 · 0 1

Good One

2006-10-09 21:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥MzPretty♥ 4 · 1 1

A very old joke. Heard it before.

2006-10-10 01:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0 1

Hahahahaha....

Cheers...

2006-10-11 15:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Good, I heard it first time!

2006-10-09 21:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Olga 2 · 0 1

dumb blonde - but hilarious joke

2006-10-09 21:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 2 1

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