Try and finish the story and see what happens!! hehehe!!
2006-10-09 20:34:26 · 13 answers · asked by Pretty Girl 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he was so addicted to yahoo answers that he never left his seat.His family noticed he was missing,came round to his house to find a skeleton with its fingers on the keyboard.
The End
2006-10-09 22:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he lived far ago and long away upon the shores of a very small island. There was plenty to eat and drink but no compaionship. Jake survived just fine. He had no republicans trying to steal his bananas and trying to sell them back to him for twice the work it took him to pick them himself. There were no priest to abuse him, there was no one going around saying buy low sell high and so he feasted upon the things God gave him and prospered and lived long. Luckily for jake he had a plant that made lotion and he called it the silk weed. This made his hand slippery. and jake lived happily ever after.
notice all the republicans said let him eat cake,,,wonder where they got that from
2006-10-09 20:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a man called Jake, had himself a trouser-weasel longer than a snake. Pulled it out to give it air, and he didn't even care, if the local parish priest gave it a shake.
2006-10-09 20:38:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
As a boy his name was Jacob, he had one brother older than he and two younger sisters .
you want to hear the rest . it's all in my 360 for a limited time only
2006-10-09 20:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by kevin d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but we all knew he was nothing but a fake, No way could a man be as skinny as a rake, my mistake it's really ricky lake
2006-10-09 20:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who pretty girl thought him a fake ,
she rolled her big eyes,
and to her surprise ,
he offended her gender,
Oh , Big Mistake !!!
2006-10-09 21:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he ate a lot of cake, which was a mistake, because it was fake, he didnt have a cape, but he did like cake
2006-10-09 20:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he had all the religious crap he could take.
to bed he went and found that his dreams were even less fake.
2006-10-09 20:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
....he took a ride on a plane and got bit by a snake....
2006-10-09 20:48:07 · answer #9 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And curiously enough he had an extra leg. Diddle um. Diddle um.
2006-10-09 20:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋