2006-10-09 19:25:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Balam's donkey, God open his mouth because his owner was going the wrong way in disobedience to God and the donkey saw the angel of the Lord with a sword in his hand ready to strike them down.
Balam beat his donkey and it asked him why are you beating me?
2006-10-09 19:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by darlndanna 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, one of the best things about most 'holy books' is the fact that you can interperate them to mean anything at all!
I'm sure if you study long enough you will find reams of talking donkeys!!
Most Christians already talk using the sense and logic of donkeys, so they must have got the idea from some where! Try the New Testament first!!
Hope this helps your research?? Perhaps not?
2006-10-09 19:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
why have people got to be so horrible about this sort of question??! theyre not asking if the bible is true or anything, theyre simply checking up on a fact!!!! you are all so hyper sensitive!!
the story of the talking donkey is found in numbers 22-24. its good - check it out :)
2006-10-10 01:34:03 · answer #3 · answered by clairelouise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of the authors are talking donkeys, or more accurately A55'es - where do you think they got the inspiration for Eddie Murphy's character in Shrek?
2006-10-09 19:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there's always Baalams A S S (Donkey to you). Of course, in the new testament, there are many more but for some unknown reason, they all stood on two legs.
2006-10-09 20:56:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bilam and his donkey, which talked.
2006-10-09 19:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Piffle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup...somewhere in the OT, can't remember where though.
I'm sure some fundie will supply the verse, so that we can all have a good chuckle.
Heres an annotated online bible if you want to look for more absurdities.
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
2006-10-09 19:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and also in a Gloomy Place by Christopher Robins house. Eyeore lives there.
2006-10-09 19:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 Peter 2:16 : the dumb *** speaking with man's voice
forbade the madness of the prophet.
I believe this is to what you refer.
2006-10-09 19:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Patty T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, they have relatives working on Blackpool beach!
2006-10-09 23:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by stevo132001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋