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If I was god would you know it? When you think about typing that smart-**** remark ask yourself: Why can't this guy be god? Really...why can't I? God is omnipresent, perfect and I'm sure he is not limited to the capabilites of the common human where typing on the computer would be a 'waste of time.' ...I can focus on many tasks at once and I could, of course, take a human form if I really wanted to in order to root out people of faith and people not of faith OR.. my intentions may be even more complex than that to a point where you could not understand any of my actions...Is it really worth taking 'pascal's gamble'?

2006-10-09 18:18:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Or maybe I am only referring to myself as that to trick you? I am perfect, why can't I let my feet touch the ground?

2006-10-09 18:21:23 · update #1

Hr..I do know the answers, but some questions must still be asked. ;) See you heaven.

*looks at keyboard thinking how evil I am*

2006-10-09 18:25:35 · update #2

30 answers

you could be God yes but you could also be Satan trying to mislead the human race into believing you are God and to steer us on the path to hell

2006-10-09 18:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by greggypoo75 2 · 0 0

No, you are not God, you just are a kid with to much time on his hands. If you were God why don't you solve the problems of the world like war and sickness and dying children rather than spending your time with stupid questions. You probably never had a job or were out on your own, just living at home with mom & dad with a computer and cell phone and ipod and no conception as to what the problems of the world really are. Grow up and get a life.........

2006-10-10 01:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you really were God then you would know the answers to all our questions therefore it would be redundant to ask. God already knows our faith, he doesn't need silly parlour tricks to prove it to himself! Sounds more like Schizophrenia to me, you know the delusions of grandeur that you're experiencing. Try taking some lithium!

2006-10-10 01:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by F R 4 · 0 0

I know your not God. but the moment i read your question i thought of Cape Fear the movie, where Robert DeNiro is in the parking lot and recites "I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be. Selatius, 17th Century. " I love that movie. I think because my Dad always rooted for the villians in movies i have a soft spot for them too.But your still not God, moron.

2006-10-10 01:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by senorita_otono 2 · 0 0

I've ask this question before;http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArDKJ6QNA1xxazKko08oCgHsy6IX?qid=20060920175705AA6q1YX

I've always felt indifferent from humans so I asked if a person could be God and not know it, maybe when the end of days comes our true form will come through.

2006-10-10 01:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by Sean 7 · 0 0

The Lord works through His prophets, not through 24-year olds who live in their parents' basements, eating Twinkies and asking stupid Q on YA.

2006-10-10 01:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God is in us, and we are in Him.
He is not divorced from us, and we cannot be divorced from Him.
If He choses to speak through us, He will speak.
As for those who will listen, that's a crap shoot.
Keep yourself pure. Keep your thoughts pure.
Become closer to Him, and He will become closer to you
The sheep recognise the voice of their shepherd

2006-10-10 02:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0 0

why would GOD waste his time to become a human? God is the master, He got prophets and angels to do his work.

2006-10-10 01:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by Stanman 2 · 0 0

Thou art god. As we all are. I am me as you are me as you are he and we are all together. Pascal's Gamble opines that you can get into heaven by sucking up, and that is the flaw in its assumption. If there was such a thing as heaven.

2006-10-10 01:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I could be wrong, I often am - but I heartily doubt God would refer to himself as Elmo the Stoner. just a guess......

2006-10-10 01:20:32 · answer #10 · answered by chris 5 · 1 0

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