I was running the vaccuum for my grandmother at the nursing home facility when i feel asleep and the vaccuum hose stuck to my neck for 45min.... my girlfriend of 10yrs said that i been smoochin' with another woman and left me. Why do vaccuum cleaners claim the serious relationships of so many older folks ?
like most 45yr old men, i have trouble running the vaccuum without the tube sticking to me. how can i get my ole lady back ?
thanks
2006-10-09 18:18:13 · 22 answers · asked by downclover 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
YEP, the same happened to me. But it suctioned onto my left breast while I was asleep under the kitchen table.
My boyfriend to this day does not believe that is what happened. I keep stalking him in the hope I will win him back.
2006-10-10 00:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense dude, but this is pretty far fetched! I fail to see how you could "fall asleep" with the vaccuum going for one, and for two the pressure of that on your neck would be enough to wake you.. especially if its got enough suction to cause a bruise *hickie* which after awile would start to sting because of the blood vessels breaking under the skin.
Seriously if you are 45, I would give up the whole "vaccuum idea", You would have probably had better luck with the "I was working on the car and burnt my neck on the muffler" excuse!
2006-10-09 18:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by blondeokie73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, first of all,who the heck falls asleep vacuuming, and why was the hose on your neck? The only way that your story could be believable is if you have a case of narcolepsy. I have never heard of this curse of the vacuum cleaner claiming relationships of old folks, or of men that age that can't handle a hose. You can't get your lady back because she obviously isn't as stupid as you think and really you don't deserve a woman if you can't get control of a hose and if you fall asleep in the middle of a simple task.
2006-10-09 18:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vacuum was not what caused her to leave--it was simply the last straw. How can you fall asleep with a 20-lb electric appliance sucking your neck for three quarters of an hour--you'd be a vampire's dream? A likely story---NOT!
Good thing it was affixed to your neck and not trying to Hoover your nether regions for cheap thrills.
What REALLY happened? Cough up the real story, be honest to yourself about her motives. If all your stories are this caliber of lame--she probably sees that you're a chronic liar. Or if it is true, a clueless, klutz.
2006-10-09 18:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you ole lady was right. That story doesn't sound right. How do you fall asleep with a vaccuum cleaner going?
2006-10-09 18:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your are full or B/S. I would have believe a mosquito bite before that lie. If your wrong your just wrong suck it up and charge it to the game because your lady friend isn't coming back. FYI women don't like to be called Ole Lady.
2006-10-09 21:26:13 · answer #6 · answered by pennie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was a vacuum and for 45 minutes it should have left a large mark. If this is the case talk with her. Plead your case as best you can and hope for the best. Good luck.
2006-10-09 18:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by James C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm With a story like that, I wonder why she dumped you. I'd say more but I think you only posted that question to get a rise out of us and laugh at their cintempt-ridden responses. I refuse to give you that satisfaction.
2006-10-09 18:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry but that doesn't even to begine to sound true....you should tell her the truth and maybie she might forgive you....10 years is a long time and she loves you but you have to be honest with her and yourself.....but if your story is true and you were just like extremely tired do yourself a favor and never let that happen again
2006-10-09 18:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Kaos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the previous question where you mentioned your wife? Maybe you should sort that out first.
2006-10-10 07:03:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋