Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Q: What's red and sits in the corner?
A: A baby chewing a razor blade!
Q: What's blue and wiggles?
A: A baby in a plastic bag.
Q: What's green and doesn't?
A: Same baby three weeks later.
Q: What do the gynaecologist and the pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it!
Q. What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic-olympics?
A. Having two legs.
Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A. He didn't have any arms.
Q: Did you here about the dyslexic Satanist......
A: He sold his soul to Santa
Q: What's white, sticky, and hangs from the clouds?
A: The second coming.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
A: You can't eat sand.
Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
A: Why the **** should we fix it? We never use it!
Q: What is a period?
A: A bloody waste of time.
Q: What's brown and gurgles?
A: A baby in a casserole.
2006-10-09 17:33:30 · 25 answers · asked by Jazz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
D'you know what's the funniest thing? Not your question, but peoples' responses! ROFLMFAO here!! (Must stop smoking the strong stuff... just a thought...)
2006-10-10 13:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by mousepotato66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a good joke, adult jokes and kid jokes, but the baby thing...dude thats just sick. And probably the only reason I am saying that is cause I have kids. I like the Santa joke. And the man fixing the vacuum cleaner joke. LOL
2006-10-09 17:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of the others have been previous jokes to me, however the final one became a doozy. i visit could be useful you tell my acquaintances this one, want there became extra room i'd inform you one which is on the threshold of this. somewhat.
2016-12-26 14:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The baby ones are sick and sadistic. The pizza guy is hilarious so is the one about perios and the satanist. HAHA!
2006-10-09 18:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the baby jokes are sick!but the rest were good
2006-10-09 21:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by chelldon@btinternet.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't like the baby jokes.
2006-10-09 17:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by Chewie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh, I laughed. Does this mean I'm going to hell?!
o.0
2006-10-09 19:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok now, back away from the keyboard and call your therapist. You can do it.
2006-10-09 18:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by chinadoll31645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:What's the difference between a black girl and a bowling ball?
A:If I had to I could eat a bowling ball.
2006-10-09 17:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
i almost peed myself with the pizza boy one!!!! hahaha. well done mate
2006-10-09 18:08:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋