oh my gosh i am cooking a turkey for my grandma and it caught on fire in the oven!!! what should i do?! my pet mice are in there so they are going to die if i don't get them out!!!! my fingernail broke my eyebrow is red and my pet snail is crying. i need to feed him and walk my boyfriend to tokyo!!! what should i do?!!!!! i am so busy!!! bill gates needs me to sign his paper and i really need to chop my tv up with an ax!!! any suggestions??
2006-10-09 17:11:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Put out the fire with a fire extinguisher or a bag of flour; say a prayer for the mice; let the fingernail go; feed the snail; give your boyfriend a plane ticket; forget Bill; go ahead and chop up the TV; take a deep breath and relax.
2006-10-09 17:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by danaluana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do what I always do when life gets out of control -- make a big pitcher of double-strength strawberry daiquiris and drink the whole thing by yourself.
It won't solve a darned thing, but you won't care, I can guarandarntee ya!
2006-10-10 00:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are so busy, how did you ever find the time to come up with some much trash. Get a life and really find something to do.
2006-10-10 00:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by txsweet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check the medications you're on. I think the side effects are pretty severe for you to have thought up this crazy stuff.
2006-10-10 00:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, put out the fire, forget about the turkey (granma will understand) your nails will grow back, have a soak in the tub and relax, it will calm your brain and you, youre just high.
2006-10-10 00:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by veelucky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn a new language. You are already half way there on English.
2006-10-10 00:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Valerie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, great imitation of some of the dittzes in here. haha
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Just read the other answers and was surprised, although I shouldn't have been, how many totally missed the satire and sarcasm. Jeez. Gotta have a bit of a sense of humor !
As some of the ladies, like to say......Go Girl.
2006-10-10 00:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten cups of Espresso a day are not a good idea.
Make them decaf.
2006-10-10 00:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by rainydayblues1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life and quit putting such stupid crap waste of space on here.
2006-10-10 00:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by JB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the spa and relax
2006-10-10 00:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by freemansfox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋