Ok for those of you whom are miserable and dont have a sense of humor dont even bother replying..,just having fun and trying to lighten up some.
2006-10-09 16:42:21 · 20 answers · asked by halfbright 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks to all that made me laugh,each of you have made my day.Its amazing how we can take simple laughter or helping someone to laugh for granted.Thanks again.
2006-10-09 16:55:48 · update #1
They named a race horse in America Hoof Hearted.......can u imagine the poor race caller...and this is a true story...LOL
2006-10-09 17:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here comes the bride all dressed in brown,
It used to be white but she crapped on her gown.
Her comes the bride; she looks pretty smart,
She stopped in the aisle and let out a fart.
There runs the groom because he heard the boom,
He's heading towards the door,
He never smelt that brand before!
2006-10-10 01:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Owl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few minutes ago, I farted silently and it smell pure coffee...so nice!
2006-10-09 23:57:05 · answer #3 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well lets just say its thanksgiving in CAN so turkey farts do indeed exsist and this year they are out with a vengance plus the dog did it!!
2006-10-09 23:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by So Happy!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The dog, again. You should check the food you're feeding him, it's getting pretty gross.
2006-10-10 00:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smeller is the feller!
2006-10-09 23:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by ru.barbie2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm trying... gimme a minute... mmmm.... there goes.... Phew! Did ya hear that?
2006-10-10 04:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by critic_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that could have been me! if it smells like eggs and a mixture of hot sauce.. yup..thats me.. or if it smells like a block of cheese.. then that could have been you..
2006-10-09 23:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Become a better person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it was the fat man standing behind me.
2006-10-09 23:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Must've been you, cuz it wasn't me. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
2006-10-09 23:54:08 · answer #10 · answered by nikki 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋