The perfect man is gentle, never cruel nor mean
He has a beautiful smile and keep his face clean.
The perfect man likes children, and will raise them by your side
He will be a good father and husband.
He'll do anything in his power to convey his feelings of love to you
The perfect man is sweet, writting poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother and kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry, or batter you in anyway....
TO HELL WITH THIS ENDLESS POEM!
THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!
2006-10-09 16:13:57 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOTE: don't take this poem seriously, this is only a joke... if this is a reality I can consider my husband as a gay, because he's almost perfect!
2006-10-09 16:28:49 · update #1
Uh Oh!
I just knew that somebody would learn my secret one of these days!!
Pretty funny. Thanks for the humor.
2006-10-09 16:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah...I've had a crush on several gay men...
but don't forget...the perfect man cleans his teeth and has a daily shower...is gentle yet firm, compassionate, loving, faithful, does his share of the housework, understands woman is his opposite yet equal, is supportive, humourous, sexually competent and appreciative of the fact that woman's hormones may send them off course now and then...if they are all this... their partner will reward them 10 fold...
2006-10-10 07:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by avava9 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had me going there...actually, there is no perfect anyone. However, my cute hubby is probably the closest to it. He's crazy in love with me (don't know why) he's attentive, works hard, great w/our kids, a handyman, funny, creative, helps me with whatever, and he is NOT gay - best lover ever! and he's 8 yrs. younger than me. hmmmm....maybe you need a younger man ~ you go girl!
2006-10-09 23:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man, if the perfect man is gay, I wonder how he can bring himself to have kids?
2006-10-09 23:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by boo! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's a stereotype to say that most gay people are nice. What did you expect?
2006-10-10 01:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm not gay, but i'm not perfect either.
2006-10-09 23:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Eryc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea,only the perfect woman is not!!!!
2006-10-09 23:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG...My husband's gay????!!!!! Just kidding, he's good, but not that good!!!
2006-10-09 23:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by raiden 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that the truth!!!
2006-10-09 23:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
amen sister!!!!
2006-10-09 23:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋