Two best friends,Paddy and Mick working on a building site,Paddy on the 3rd floor and Mick on the 5th floor....Mick takes a header over the side,he plunges to his death.....The bosses of the site runs over to see what happened.One worker told the bosses that Mick slipped and fell but when they asked Paddy if he knew what happened to Mick he told them that Mick died of a STD(sexual transmitted disease)......The bosses asked Paddy how this was and Paddy replied" Well on his way down i heard him say ' I'm a goner here '
2006-10-09 15:57:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you think this is bad look at my other joke....some are funny.....
2006-10-09 15:58:13 · update #1
OK THAT WAS FUNNY..HEE HEEE HEE
2006-10-09 16:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"
Thought this might get a smile
2006-10-09 16:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by tronary 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaaaa
2006-10-09 15:59:43 · answer #3 · answered by g_man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He died OF an STD or he died BEING an STD? "I'm a goner here" would translate to "I'm a gonorrhea".
2006-10-09 16:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by boo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! OMG!!! I actually have a TON of washing to do! i'm unable to have faith how lots i ought to do my washing! i would be doing my washing all day! Now if purely I had somebody right here to assist me... i does not ought to do all of it by making use of "hand"!
2016-10-19 03:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still trying to figure this one out.
It may be funny, if I ever do get the punchline.
2006-10-09 16:27:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay,
Good Night!!
2006-10-09 16:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by StillSxe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-09 15:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to sleep and get a goooooooooooood night rest
please!!!!!!
2006-10-09 16:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick to your day job!
2006-10-09 15:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by Parrot Bay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋