2006-10-09 15:47:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the one where the blonde hit the brunette over the head
2006-10-09 15:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by iMegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of blond cowboys are sitting in a bar having a beer when in walks a cowboy with an Indian head under his arm, the bartender says "I'll give anyone $100.00 for every Indian head they bring in." The 2 blond cow boys think this is a good idea so they go looking for Indian's, after traveling for a time they see 1 on a horse, so the 1st cowboy picks up a rock and throws it at the Indian it hits him square in the head and knocks him out cold and he drops down the cliff he was next to. The 2 blonds go down after him to get his head and the 2nd blond gets his knife out, the 1st blond says "hay you need to see this" the 2nd says "Not now I'm about to get 100 dollars." the cowboy repeats "you really have to see this" again the other one says" not now i getting 100 dollars" once again the friend says" you really,really need to see this" " ok,ok" he says, so the cowboy stands up and is imediatly in shock, they are surrounded by what must be 10,000 Indians. the 1st cowboy drops his knife and says "oh me god, where going to be millionaires."
2006-10-09 18:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by busman_octa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde in a Car
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''
''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.
2006-10-09 16:05:24 · answer #3 · answered by doris_38133 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond went to the beauty salon to get her hair done. When she got there she told the hairstylist that he could fix her hair anyway he wanted just no matter what do not take her earphones off. So the hairstylist was fixing her hair and wondered what would happen if he took off her earphones. Curiosity got the better of him so he removed the earphones. The blond dropped dead right there. The hairstylist picked up the earphones and listened. Breathe in....Breathe out....Breathe in....Breathe out.
2006-10-09 16:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by wha320 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde worked at the Mars company filling m&m's and she was throwing them all away. Her boss came up to her and asked her why and she said well sir, these all have w&w's on them
A blonde was going to make some orange juice but the can said concentrate... so she did
a blonde walks up to this other blonde in a bar who was wearing really tight pants and asks her how she gets into those pants. The girl looks at her and says "Buy me a drink first?"
2006-10-09 15:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Search for a joke online called Blondestar. It's a spoof about Onstar with a blonde chick.
2006-10-09 15:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says to the clerk, "I'd like to buy this tv." The clerk says, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes." The blonde thinks, okay, maybe he's just having a bad day. The next day, she changes her outfit and changes her hairstyle and goes in and tries again. The clerk says the same thing, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The blonde gets frustrated so she goes home, cuts her hair, dyes it brown, changes her outfit and everything. She goes into the appliance store again the next day. "I'd like to buy this tv," she says yet again. "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes," says the clerk. "How did you know I was a blonde?" she questions, thoroughly puzzled. "Because that's not a tv, it's a microwave!" says the clerk.
Heh. Ba-dum-dum. *drum cue* hope you liked!
2006-10-09 15:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by suga_firefly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you stand a blond on her head?
A Brunette with bad breath!
2006-10-09 16:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by doobiola 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know when a blonde has been using the computer?
Wite-out on the screen.
2006-10-09 15:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by raiden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how does a blonde turn off the bedroom light...
A.. she shuts the car door..
what do you call an island full of blonde lesbians...
A..Lickerland
2006-10-09 17:50:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋