English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I once called my wife and joked that I had beat up our son. HEHE. She kinda freaked and was pissed off at me, but it was worth it! LOL. Note, I do not beat up my son...too hard. LOL...seriously!

2006-10-09 15:20:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

10 answers

haha. to summarize by a lot: my friends scared of clowns, so i dressed up as one. i then hid under a pinball machine in the basement of my friend's house, who was having a party with the other girl invited. we put a sheet over it that said "out of order" then my friend led the girl in and had her play on another pinball machine. she left to "answer the door" and came back 10 seconds later to shut off the lights and slam the door. i crawled out, samara style from the pinball machine and stood up and said "DIE!" holding a butter knife, lmao. she screamed, and we got it ALL on tape ;P

2006-10-09 15:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by itsmaddylol 2 · 2 0

In elementary school some boys put a tack on the teacher's chair. She sat down and said nothing. Later when we checked, the tack was still on the chair, bent! Now that's funny!

In Jr. High, someone did the "whoopee cushin" on a teacher, and the teacher jumped up because he thought the chair was breaking.

In Jr. High I put a "kick me" sign on the principal.

In the Air Force, my supervisor was a big prankster, but never owned up to it. I finally stuffed women's panties in his suit bag while on a trip (after dripping red food coloring in the cotton liner). Later I found out his wife unpacked the bag while with a friend, and they were grossed out.

2006-10-09 22:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by pikachuflatulates 5 · 0 0

i was alway a bored child i never had any kids to play with my age so i just tortured the adults i put a live snake in my moms bed once when her and her jerk boyfriend went to bed they found lucy ready for some lovin my moms bf squeeled like a lil girl, i had a teacher in high school who was always pmsn this guy was a jerk so i bought tampons and midol wrapped them up like a gift and put it on the desk he was so pissed he left school early and missed 2 days i giggled ive done better ones but i cant think of them right now ~peace

2006-10-13 16:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by terra nerra panerra white bread 1 · 0 0

I switched the salt and sugar at my house on April Fool's Day. I put sugar in the salt shaker and salt in the sugar bowl. My Grandmother put salt in her coffee. They didn't get a clue when I put shook the salt shaker over my cereal. When Grandma drank the coffee, she made a horrible face, then dumped more salt in thinking it was sugar. She did that twice more before the milk shooting out my nose gave it away. I was laughing so hard, I almost choked. I pulled that SAME stunt every year for nearly 20 years. No one EVER checked before hand. LOLOLOL I still giggle over that one! :)

2006-10-09 22:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by Asha 3 · 0 0

I have to say, I have not really played any pranks on anyone but I was reading some of your other posts...funny funny!!! HEHE ; ) *wink*

2006-10-09 22:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I pretended to fill up a glass of water for my husband, and took it over to him. I fake-tripped and dumped the glass on him. It really scared him, and I got a good laugh out of it. He still hasn't forgiven me....

2006-10-09 22:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by LucyPooBird 2 · 0 0

placing clear wrap on a toilet seat so when they sit and take a crap they just smudge and splatter they're own filth all over their tighs and legs.

that simple.

2006-10-10 18:01:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well once i drove around with my kid in the front seat playing as the driver....cool huh? and then one time i was carrying him around and my shoe got caught and i almost dropped him and spilled my drink...that was scary!

2006-10-09 22:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by cutenwild1769 5 · 0 0

well you should't really joke about that becasue that is her baby and why would you wanna joke about that because if it ever happened you might get blamed.

2006-10-13 16:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by frogger 2 · 0 0

lol... umm I've never played a prank on someone, but your other ??S made me crack up... lol you're a really funny guy!!! lol

2006-10-09 22:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers