Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" asks Father O'Grady.
"Oh, Father," she says, "I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
"Oh, Mary, that's terrible," says the priest. "Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
"That he did, Father..."
"What did he ask, Mary?"
"He said, 'Please Mary, put down that gun'!"
2006-10-09 15:10:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u never know where things will go -be ready with Jesus in your heart-david in his amazing grace
2006-10-10 05:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay...Reminds me of Trinity Blood...
2006-10-09 22:22:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.........
Guess she couldn't get him to eat the rat poison....
2006-10-10 01:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by reppinca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2006-10-09 22:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...good 1 ...LOL
2006-10-09 22:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jaja
2006-10-09 22:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great!
2006-10-09 22:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-10-09 22:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-10-09 22:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!!!
2006-10-09 22:12:01 · answer #10 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋