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Personally, I'm still thinking of an idea I had a while ago:

I'm going to dress as a bible-thumping preacher. Big bible, big cross (aka, Jesus bling) very conservative dress & hairstyle.
I'm going to walk around my neighborhood walking up to children (and their parents), yelling
"YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR CELEBRATING SATAN'S DAY. YOU'RE SERVENTS OF THE DARK LORD. REPENT!!!! HELL, FIRE, ETERNAL SUFFERING AWAIT YOU!!!! YOUR SKIN WILL MELT AND YOUR EYES EXPLODE FROM YOUR FACE FROM THE HEAT. REPENT!!! REMOVE THY COSTUME AND PRAY TO JESUS!!!!"

I think this may be great fun.
Do you think that they'll appreciate not only my costume, but the performance that I put into it?
I'm not sure who will like it more, the parents or the children.


Anyway, are you celebrating Halloween, and what are you going to be?

2006-10-09 15:05:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

I have no fear of Halloween, and your little skit sounds quite hilarious, and I would love to see it. However I don't think you are going to be received very well.

2006-10-09 15:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by leafrogger 2 · 3 0

HAHAHA that's a good one. Might freak a lot of kids out and piss a lot of parents off. LOL
I am a Atheist and my kids are going out for Halloween and we are going to also pass out candy. We got our yard all decorated already. I usually do dress up when I pass out candy but I'm not sure yet what I am going to dress up as this year.
I don't think your skit will scare the kids any more then those "visions of hell" plays so many of the Church's will be putting on. At least several of the churches around here where I live put on "vision of hell" plays every year for Halloween. Some do it for a week straight.

2006-10-09 22:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by larrys_babygurl_4life 4 · 1 1

Well, on halloween night when handing out candy to the kids I will have on my usual costume of the grim reaper. For a costume party I am going to I'm going as tinkerbelle.

2006-10-10 02:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0 0

Being LDS we don't really "celebrate" the background of the day itself, but we DO celebrate in the sense that it gives us a chance to do fun things with our family. We always build a large haunted house along the side of our home and through our garage, we cook chili, make home-made root beer, play games after all the trick-or-treaters finish for the night, and basically have fun as a family. Being LDS, EVERYTHING we do in our lives is desgined to build stronger families and create fun memories for our children.

2006-10-09 22:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Curious 6 · 2 2

I'm gonna be Mohammad. I could use some money to help finance my new car. When a Muslim protests and beats me down, I won't fight back. I have insurance. However, I will damn sure sue afterwards and get my money.

2006-10-09 22:09:05 · answer #5 · answered by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 · 0 0

I wasn't going to but I think I should go as your advocate. Why not? Oh I have nothing else to do but cry. Maybe I can growl for a change. ahgrrrrrrrrrrrrrr That okay with you?

2006-10-09 22:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by silhouette 6 · 1 0

The only problem is that people may think you are trying to be serious.

I like the devil on Saturday Night Live. He goes around saying "worship me, I am the devil," and stuff like that.

2006-10-09 22:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by AveGirl 5 · 2 0

I am going to be a sexy nurse (Think Benny Hill) and it is on a Tuesday so I will get to celebrate!

2006-10-10 11:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0 0

The Children would love that! The parents would be too stuck up though

2006-10-09 22:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 2 1

I'm going to be dressed as a catholic priest with a stuffed altar boy hanging off my belt (right in front of my zipper)

2006-10-09 22:11:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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