A couple have been happily married for 6 years ,they have 2 young children.Because of the children they decided to have a code word if they wanted to have some adult fun,the code word was "washing machine".Last night in bed he snuggled close to his wife and whispered "washing machine" into her ear,she said not tonight so he turned his back on her(as all men do) in a huff,but 5 mins later she must have felt bad cause of all his huffing and puffing and whispered "washing machine" into his ear.He turned round to face her and said "its ok dear it was a small load and i done it by hand"..........
Kermanzo has left the building ...don't 4get to take a look at my other jokes(3 funny and 1 dodgy)
2006-10-09 13:18:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uhhh i dont think you get the point of yahoo answers ...
2006-10-09 13:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by life_unreal125 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-16 00:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by chowning 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok Kermanzo... as long as he did not go to the laundry mat! lOL
2006-10-09 14:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny and weird @ the same time!!i like it
2006-10-09 14:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by kate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bet you sleep with the light on
2006-10-09 13:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-10-09 13:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by IMP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny.
2006-10-09 17:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasn't bad.
2006-10-09 14:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-09 20:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...lol
2006-10-09 13:20:49 · answer #10 · answered by ann.natalie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋