A boy was teaching girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's
subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
2006-10-09 12:55:57 · 9 answers · asked by G 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Good Stuff! Especially since it's mine.
2006-10-10 04:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh gosh that is so cute! It's a math relationship? I dont know...
2006-10-09 19:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny i hope that you have more for me go to my backround adn email me some more funny ones if you know what i mean!
2006-10-09 20:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definition: forbidden! those are always the most fun! hehe
2006-10-09 19:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by cutie123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant someone multiply after this ?
make it equal out ?
2006-10-09 19:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Nick723 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-10-09 19:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by annie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks for the laughter, , this is great
2006-10-09 19:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by rkilburn410 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds pretty gay............
2006-10-09 19:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny, thanks!
2006-10-09 19:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by mchav83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋