2006-10-09 12:03:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how bout..
yo momma so stupid she thought masturbation was a karate teacher
2006-10-09 12:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Your mom is so fat when she walks in the front door she knocks down the back door
Your mom is so fat her belt size is equator
2006-10-09 19:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll ask your mom when I see her tonight...
My friends and I CONSTANTLY do the "your mom" thing. It's way out of control, and not really even funny anymore to us. But we do it anyway.
2006-10-09 19:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by The Lurkster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your moms so fat she has to get planning permission to go down the shops, or your moms so fat that shes on both sides of the family , or, your moms so ugly she gives freddy krueger nightmares.
2006-10-09 19:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras
yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mama is so old that she sat next to jesus in the fourth grade
yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the beach, the whales all come up and sing "WE ARE FAMILY!"
2006-10-09 19:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Erikawithasmile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mom so fat she uses mexico, as in the whole country, as her tanning bed.
your mom so poor, for halloween her trick was the treat.
2006-10-09 19:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why look at your mom and you could find some and as i always say BURN!
2006-10-09 19:06:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's hair is so nappy Moses couldn't even part it!
2006-10-09 19:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
ur momma's so fat, she has her own zip-code.
ur momm's so dumb, she stared at an Orange Juice container all day because it said concentrate.
2006-10-09 19:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Lolita♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your moma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples! lol
your moma is so fat when she sweats she sweats turkey bacon!lol
your moma is so stupid she was yelling into a envople i asked her what she was doing she said trying to send voice mail!lol
2006-10-09 19:15:09 · answer #10 · answered by Kimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋