Girl takes a dress in to a dry cleaners and asks for it to be cleaned.The man is partly deaf and says "come again".Girl blushes and replies "NO its yoghurt this time!!!!!!"
2006-10-09 11:58:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty but funny.
2006-10-09 13:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh-oh, funny!
After his motorcycle accident, with his arm in a cast, this guy goes to the ice cream shop. He orders a banana split. The clerk, when almost done building the thing, says, "crushed nuts?", to which the bikerdude says, "naw, just a broken arm".
2006-10-10 02:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by Zeera 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny, very. reminds me of the time an ex-girlfriend of mine took her vibrator to the dry cleaners in a dress [by accident] it fell out on the dry cleaner's counter. she ran out
2006-10-09 12:01:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one for you.
There's this drunk sitting in the park, he decides to play with himself. A young boy walks up and says" Hey mister what are you doing?" The drunk replies "Playing with my bird,go away."
The drunk passes out and wakes up in the hospital, he looks over and sees the boy. He asks" What am I doing in the hospital?" The buy replies " I starting playing with your bird and it trow up on me. So I broke his neck, crushed his eggs, and set his nest on fire. E-mail me to let me know how you like it.gerribuhler@yahoo.com
2006-10-09 12:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by GERRI B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah ha ! Funny. Never heard that one before
2006-10-09 12:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! That is funny I never heard that one, good joke.
2006-10-09 11:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a great one! It was a hoot! I'm still laughing.
2006-10-09 12:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, funny
2006-10-09 11:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-09 11:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by delta s 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that is soo funny i have to tell my friends that one
2006-10-09 12:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋