Tell me ur best dirty but funny jokes. Please dont report anyone for these jokes, if you feel your joke is too offensive then send it to me in my profile lol. All things go here... religion, gays, straights, mentally handicapped, all challengers welcome. Baby jokes are encouraged.
2006-10-09 11:51:32 · 6 answers · asked by Ray 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-10-09 11:54:09 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 8⤊ 3⤋
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and
a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes
to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The
word they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the
microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they
thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and
recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!
2006-10-11 04:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by hendrix 1 · 49⤊ 3⤋
how do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 chair?
turn it upside down
2006-10-09 12:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by Nature at Its Finest 2 · 61⤊ 6⤋
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight LOL!!!
2006-10-09 11:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 23⤊ 8⤋
i sent u something :)
2006-10-09 12:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 10⤊ 30⤋
wanna hear a really good dirty joke?
mud
2006-10-09 11:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 91⤋