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2006-10-09 11:45:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
When she goes to bed she needs to stay in bed. No coming down for an apple or anything. She's pushing her limits and you need to be firm and tell her it's time for bed. If she gets up then put her right back in bed. If she gets out again then spank her and tell her if she gets up again she will be spanked again.
"Spare the rod, spoil the child"
2006-10-09 11:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Well, it was funny to me:
Long story short, a friend and I decided to go egg an ex-friend's house one night. We did the deed, then went around the corner to see a friend. After we'd left the friends house, we drove back by the egged house and honked, which of course got the police chasing us. The officer came up behind us and busted us for egging her house. We still had the egg cartons in the car... When we went to court, the officer lied about a few of the details, including saying that I had driven without any headlights, trying to avoid him. I politely pointed out to the judge that I was driving a Volkswagen, which has day-time running lights, and could not have possibly been driving without them. The judge had a fit, told the police officer to NEVER bring crap like this in front of him again, and sent us all home. Heh.
2006-10-09 18:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My final night of summer before going off to college. I was 18 and with three of my closest friends at about 3:00 a.m. Our parents didn't know we sneaked out of our houses to go joyriding. We stole a street sign... just one of those "neighborhood watch" signs, not anything important like a stop sign. But still, stealing street signs is illegal. So we see a cop and my friend, the driver, freaks out and starts blowing stop signs. The cop pulls us over and shines his flashlight in the car. He sees the sign, pauses, then continues to give us a ticket. The sign, by luck, got put in the car with the writing facing the wall, so the cop probably thought it was just some sheet metal or something! So we take off after getting our ticket and suddenly the car is swarmed with bees! We jump out of the car and realize that there is a bee's nest in between the sign and its post. So we're freaking out when here comes the same cop and catches us with the sign. At first he was stern, but then he just busted out laughing at us, let us go on a warning (and our previous ticket) and wished us well at college. "You'd better get home, kids, before your parents find out you're gone!"
2006-10-09 18:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by nido_tr3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most people when in their car have different approaches to sighting a police vehicle, besides slowing down. My favorite is to slow down, pull in behind the cruiser and follow him for a block or two, unless it involves speeding. (If you are looking for a story to use for something you may be able to weave it into a funny one if none better come along)
2006-10-09 18:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Pup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. This one time, the narcotics team kicked in our front door and raided our house. I was not there, but arrived in the middle of it. I was greeted with 3 tickets when i walked in the door, and a light frisking. Then, I lit a cigarette, but I was only 17 years old at the time. So this one cop starts to freak out about me being underage and smoking. She yells at me that it's illegal. I say, "No, it's illegal for the store to sell them to me." She said if I didn't put it out, she would arrest me for obstruction of justice. I said, "Well, first of all, I'm already arrested times 3, so do your worse. Second of all, the only thing obstructing you guys was the front door, and it's in pieces now, so F*** you ya bunch of adrenaline-junky-nazis."
I had to sit in the back of a cruiser until they were done. Then I was allowed to go back into my house while they left with an empty pack of papers, a scale, and 2 pipes. Apparently, that's a big success in the small-town, narcotics-unit-world.
2006-10-09 18:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by pacerslover31 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Got caught speeding like 9mph over...Cop walking up to the car..I looked at him in rear view mirror and for some reason I started to laugh..he was looking at me through the rear view mirror and he started to laugh also... next thing I know, he is laughing so hard....and then I'm laughing so hard....it was like an episode of bloopers or something... he asked me for my license.. Still laughing... he gave it back to me.. I'm still laughing (LMAO)... He says.. "Get out out of here.. Slow down...and he's LHAO)..
I didn't even know the guy.
2006-10-09 18:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by RUNINTLKT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy & I were parked. A cop came & shone his lite on us. He said "Miss, I need to see an ID" so I showed him. Satisfied that I was of age, he said "Are you consenting?" Considering my feet were planted firmly on the roof of the car I said "Yes, sir, I'm consenting" then he asked us to "move along, can't do that here"
2006-10-09 18:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is not really funny to me because it happened to me. I called the cops around 6a.m. because my bf and I woke up arguing and he hit me in the head with his cellphone. When they arrived they arrested both of us and let him go as soon as we got to the station. I got transferred to another precinct and they let me go right away because I threatened to hang myself. I still can't figure how some officers are so stupid. It really depends on who responds to the call because some cops are far smarter than others.
Excuse me did K-FED-FAN read the same question as me?
2006-10-09 18:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ya this one time a cop pulled me over because my dumbass was speeding lol
2006-10-09 18:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
there was a car crash in my front yard and i said hi to the cop. funny !
2006-10-09 18:47:41 · answer #10 · answered by Secret Agent Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No funny stories. How can becoming entangled with someone who packs a gun be funny?
2006-10-09 18:47:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋