With all this crisis going on how would you handle it? Doenst matter what it is if you have a better idea then lets hear it!
2006-10-09 10:08:34 · 17 answers · asked by fancy 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Iraq - propose partitioning the country and let the Saudis and Iranians supervise.
N. Korea - beg the Chinese to kill that dumbass.
Katrina - Tell the truth - the mayor doesn't want those people back, he'd rather have a couple of casinos and some big skyscrapers for tax revenues.
Iran - meet with Ahmadinejad (however you spell it) and acknowledge his existence (necessary for step one in Iraq) let the Israelis kill him when the time is right
Defecit - Let the Dems raise taxes and them blame them for it.
Gay Congressmen - out them all I'm sure there are more
Point out that I as Pres haven't allowed any hurricanes this year
Go trick or treating as the devil in Venezuela - be sure to knock on Hugos door
Go trick or treating in Cuba and knock on Fidel's door tell him I am here to collect him.
Bulldoze the UN building into the east river.
Put some more crocodiles in the Rio Grande - they found the first one.
Use presidential decree to lower the price of gasoline and diesel and heating oil by pegging it to the daily average Venezuelan price. Blame it on Nancy Pelosi.
That ought to take about 2 years - retire to my ranch in Texas with a lifetime pension and SS (oops) Secret Service protection.
2006-10-09 10:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Norman 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I were Bush, I would call the Tigers and congratulate them on beating the unbeatable Yankees. Then I would probably go for a bike ride at my ranch. Then I would watch the Amazing Race. Then I might get around to reading a Shakespeare, though Exile and the Kingdom was next on my reading list. Then I might have a meeting the oval office with my advisers but think of nothing but all that brush that I need to clear back at my ranch. Then I might look out the window and just kinda space out for a couple of minutes. Wait, now, just what was yer questions again?
2006-10-09 17:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by FrankEs 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What the hell's the matter with people?!!!
Frickin' do something to change matters or shut the hell up!!!
Im so sick of people running down Bush .... think about everything on his plate!!!
If you dont like the way he does things vote him out, most of you beach'in probably dont even vote!!
Freaking do a little research on Korea!!!
I think if the insane **** Kim and his regieme want nukes we ought to give em to them and blow their rotten arses off the planet!!!
Do a little research about the korean military and talk to people who know how torturous they can be.... maybe you should go visit them!!! Thats a good idea seeing as you dont like or support your own president ... get the frick out of our country!!!
Im so sick of people beach'in about this country...
you dont like it ... fricking get out!!!
Maybe instead of condemming Bush you ought to be praying for him and all other world leaders - that they are led by God for a change!!!
2006-10-09 18:38:44 · answer #3 · answered by Suzie D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start writing the memoir for the presidency.
And cash it when I am done with the presidency.
With so many holes he has dug, where to begin ? Other than trading energy and weapon companies stock, what else can I do ?
2006-10-09 17:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dunno what the hell I would do because I am not afforded the opportunity to all of the information required to make such decisions. Chances are I would do things similarly though. Maybe a bit more aggressive in Iraq initially.
Second I would thank God none of the others that have answered your question is George Bush!........................
2006-10-09 22:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by Chief 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finish my breakfast, check out how much the military machine has earnt the country over night and then go back to the map to pin point exactly where North Cornea is...............
2006-10-09 17:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by aych 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shoot myself? ;-)
He's screwed things so badly, and all because NOTHING was planned ahead. There is nothing done proactively, all is reaction.
He wasn't smart enough to realize that you check for the presence of toilet paper BEFORE you sit down.
2006-10-09 17:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would contibute to stop global warming, Stop plastic cup delivarys, And donate to cancer funds
2006-10-09 17:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by nickisgreen 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
resign because being tough and gritting it out aint gonna cut it.
2006-10-09 17:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by stop12345now 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i were bush id assacinate myself save ppl the bother
2006-10-09 17:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋