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Search for golf or sex on yahoo and they both beat out God. You Christians are slacking.

540,000,000 for golf
485,000,000 for sex
429,000,000 for God

2006-10-09 09:49:56 · 21 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtBpm30Y_SQlbHoFMl0.xZLzy6IX?qid=20061009133558AAJjefz

2006-10-09 09:50:47 · update #1

Here are some more, enjoy:

188,000,000 for Jesus
155,000,000 for NFL
151,000,000 for Bible
111,000,000 for Mr. T
109,000,000 for cats
102,000,000 for NASCAR
32,500,000 for Britney Spears
14,300,000 for "peanut butter"
14,200,000 for elephants
11,200,000 for Hello Kitty
3,540,000 for FSM
3,280,000 for Jim Darwin
3,040,000 for "Pat Robertson"
1,520,000 for Zod
897,000 for Cindy Margolis
497,000 for Jennifer Anniston
639 for Nerdly Stud
467 for "gay clowns"

2006-10-09 09:55:27 · update #2

21 answers

oh how stupid you are!! sorry

2006-10-09 09:51:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Players Combine Golf with Sex

Mon Jun 17,11:54 AM ET

NORCO, Calif. (Reuters) - A private golf tournament in Norco, California, added a new hazard to the game -- getting arrested for prostitution.


Police said they arrested six people at the Hidden Valley Golf Club on Friday after receiving a tip-off.

"As part of the golf tournament, sex acts were offered to participants for a fee," said Lisa McConnell at the Sheriff's Department in Riverside County, east of Los Angeles.

"There were tents set up around the course, where people could pay for sex."

Police detained 100 people at questioning and arrested three for pimping and pandering, two for prostitution and one for possession of a controlled substance.

The name of the group sponsoring the tournament was not disclosed and McConnell said it was not clear if the owners of the golf club knew of the paid sex.

A man who answered the phone at the club Saturday said the club had no immediate comment.

2006-10-09 09:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't be silly.....Christians don't have to get their info from the Internet. We have a much better source......the Bible. Therefore there is no need to do Internet searches for God. And for what it's worth, I've never searched for "golf" OR "sex" either.

2006-10-09 09:55:41 · answer #3 · answered by kj 7 · 0 0

Funny

2006-10-09 09:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God still wins! People will not be too worried about golf or sex when Jesus comes back. Then they will not be able to deny.


I second Big B's answer.

2006-10-09 09:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You mean my very own creepy author that watches me and all of us on a similar time as we are taking our showers and different rather nasty issues. No the two he does no longer slump that low or he/she continuously tries to locate a happy place sucks to be all-powerful and notice each nasty factor of existence lol.

2016-12-26 14:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God is not beaten, Just seems we have alot of people not putting there hearts in the right place, sad but true.

2006-10-09 09:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only in the minds of 12 year olds my friend.

2006-10-09 09:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by luvwinz 4 · 0 0

Most Christians get their answers from the bible, not the internet!

2006-10-09 09:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We Christians find our answer in GOD, Jesus and in the bible.

2006-10-09 09:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 1 0

the one's looking for God on the internet are the one's that are LOOKING FOR HIM....apparently they aren't christians Yet!
slacker

2006-10-09 09:55:39 · answer #11 · answered by loyal 2 · 0 0

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