Someone shot grandma, and think he had something to do with it....
2006-10-09 09:33:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
He's monitoring your posts, plotting revenge. You'd better disappear fast, all these stale jokes are a dead giveaway of your location.
2006-10-09 11:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney has actually been dead since he had that "mild heart attack" shortly after the 2000 election. His body has been stuffed and is now a puppet.
So, the Dick Cheney we see on TV is actually an animatronic puppet. The shooting incident is an occupational hazard when robotic puppets hold positions of power and public office. The puppet has to be trotted out on occasion for hunting trips and GOP dinner parties so people don't think he's actually dead.
You try aiming a shotgun by computer at grouse hiding in the bushes 40 paces behind the VP puppet with Condi Rice screaming in your ear. Your aim is affected.
Did your grandma have an altercation with the puppeteer earlier? Darn shame!
2006-10-09 09:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney doesn't exist.
2006-10-09 12:56:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vacationing
2006-10-09 09:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by nbr660 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems if grandma got shot' maybe he's out hunting again.
For everyone else's sake hopefully not.
2006-10-13 05:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's out campaigning. Gave an interesting doomsday type speech the other day...
2006-10-09 09:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by TxSup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He must be relaxing at home, enjoying his full paycheck while his sick days outnumber his work days
2006-10-09 09:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
counting all the money he made off of us being in Iraq.
2006-10-09 15:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by desert_kats 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋