2006-10-09 08:51:10 · 18 answers · asked by the_bearded_jedi 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Join them or die.
2006-10-10 05:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, when they come to you, they have these tags that says -
"Elder Jim or Elder So and so. How did they get to be an "Elder" when they just are just barely legal?
When they come to my door, I entertain them because I believe I know what my Bible says. It helps to know your Bible so you can correct the unBiblical doctrines they teach.
By entertaining them (since they cant convert me), I keep them from talking to a gullible or bible-ignorant person they may possibly convert.
And I asked a lot of literature too.
But as a Christian, I try to share my belief (instead of them doing all the talking) and why Mormonisn CAN NOT be right. The wonder of wonder is they keep coming back bringing an older "Elder" with them. Funny but true.
2006-10-10 01:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by samchaz1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite them in and freak them out by getting undressed while they witness to you. Then invite them to do the same! That's if you are willing to be mean. They have to be 19 to be missionaries, so they are legal age. Or you could ask sexually graphic questions of them and get them embarrassed. Or if you are nice, just tell them to go away.
2006-10-09 15:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Behead and burn them! Then ship their ashes back to Salt Lake City care of the Mormon Tabernacle. Barring that most un-gracious response, the most effective way to deal with them is simply to refrain from speaking to them and shut the door firmy in their faces. You cannot argue with them; they will not acknowledge your points and you cannot reason with them because they are carefully taught, before going out on their "crusades", not to respond to reason. You are dealing with brainwashed adolescents - adolescents actually make the best missionaries because of their natural tendency to see everything in terms of either/or, black or white, yes or no. Chiaroscuro is to teenagers as foreign a concept as the Navajo language is to Chechens...a whole 'nother world! So again: if you're not quite ready to draw and quarter 'em, simply and silently close the door on 'em.
2006-10-09 16:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Turn away from the dark side oh' Jedi master ;)
2006-10-09 15:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by esoreinna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask them to lend you their holy Jedi underwear.
2006-10-09 16:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since Naboo was based on Nauvoo and Yoda on President Spencer W. Kimball, I think a Jedi would welcome them,
2006-10-10 02:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by Isolde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite them in for a Ménage à trois.
2006-10-09 19:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might want to kiss them, since Jedi are gay.
2006-10-09 15:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
do the Jedi mind trick thing, wave their hand and say "Move along.."
2006-10-09 15:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by holden 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As Jedi's are supposed to welcome truth (right?), then invite them in and see if there is any truth you can learn from them.
2006-10-09 16:38:43 · answer #11 · answered by Tonya in TX - Duck 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋