A rabbit and a squirrel enter a bar, and since they can't talk... they had to call in a Rabbi and a Priest! BABOOM! Funny right? uh, ummm, yeah, never mind.
2006-10-09 08:05:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahah...haha...ha.....eh.
2006-10-09 08:07:08 · answer #1 · answered by evilim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I don't get it. However I remember the story of the Rabbi, the Priest and the Vicar who were up at court for playing cards illegally. The judge wasn't very keen on the Jewish faith so first of all questioned the Priest.
"Father." He started. "Were you playing cards illegally?"
"No Your Honour, of course I wasn't." He replied.
"As a man of God i believe you." Says the judge. "Case dismissed."
The Priest leaves and the vicar enters the Dock.
"Vicar, were you playing cards illegally?" Asks the judge.
"No Your Honour. I wasn't." Replies the vicar.
"Well I can see you're an honourable man of the cloth." Says the judge. "Case dismissed."
The vicar leaves and leaves the Rabbi alone. He entered the Dock, noticing the former benevolent expression on the judges face turn to one of dislike.
"Right then." Shouts the judge, rubbing his hands together in gleeful anticipation of the sentence he's going to give the Rabbi. "Were you playing cards illegally?"
"Me?" Replies the Rabbi, innocently. "Who with?"
2006-10-09 08:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny cause it so stupid. and i can just imagine someone telling this joke and spreading there arms saying baboom!!!!
2006-10-09 09:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but you said they couldnt talk so how did they call in the rabbi and priest
gave me a giggle though
2006-10-09 08:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-10-09 08:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by Larry the Cucumber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, if its hilarious, why are you asking if it is funny? lol... its not bad, use the idea ad tweak it a bit :)
2006-10-09 08:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by lalaland 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure is a lot of accountants making hoummor to nite,
2006-10-09 09:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by yellowdog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOOOOOOO!!! Not unless you're like 5 years old. Or maybe I just didn't get it.
2006-10-09 08:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by mystri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol it is
funny how u can think of a dumb joke
that doesnt make sense!
2006-10-09 08:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Pinky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, not funny.
2006-10-09 08:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋