things to ponder?

Question

1.why r u in a movie but on tv.
2.y does circle pizza come in a square box?
3.y does a dog get mad when u blow in their face but when the are in a car they stick their head out the window?
4.how important do u have to be to be assainated instead of murdered.
5.y do u point at your wrist when u want to know the time but u dont point to your crotch when u want to know where the bathroom is.
6.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
7.If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
8.If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
10.isn't it scary that docters call what they do practice?

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Answer 1

why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways.

Answer 2

1.why r u in a movie but on tv.
Because of the money a movie brings, you get to be in it. When your just a tv person, your on tv.

2.y does circle pizza come in a square box?
So that in the four corners, extras can be added because there is actual room there. (like peppers, parmesian cheese, peperchinies) Also, originaly pizza was square. And lastly, I have seen Octagonal boxes, but having a round box would made it difficult to close, since there isn't a flat side to attach the lid too.

3.y does a dog get mad when u blow in their face but when the are in a car they stick their head out the window?
Haven't had a dog get mad, they just get a little excited. And secondly, perhaps the person blowing in their face hasn't brushed in awhile. you know how well a Dog smells, imagine what they smell when people have dragon breath....

4.how important do u have to be to be assainated instead of murdered.
Assassination is usually a political thing. And the target is selected. Murder's are usually not that invloved or planned out.

5.y do u point at your wrist when u want to know the time but u dont point to your crotch when u want to know where the bathroom is.
Because I don't want to be slapped by someone mistaking my motions.

6.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you try something, anything, and succeed, then you have succeeded.

7.If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
Nope, man is never wrong, no matter what he says and who is around.

8.If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Ummm, are there signs for swear words in Sign Language? (besides the finger of course) I don't think there are any.

9.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Because your apart from the next person, it's not communal living.

10.isn't it scary that docters call what they do practice?
Not really. Someone can never know everything there is to know about their profession. Not to mention the only humans that are alike are twins (and they could be different internally) which means things from patient to patient are different.

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Answer 3

1. Movies ARE on tv.
2. It would be quite hard to have a cicular box that could be put together in 2 seconds.
3. My dog doesn't get mad when I blow in her face.
4. Apparently you have to be a member of the govornment.
5. Because a watch is usually worn on the wrist. A urinal or a tiolet isn't worn on your crotch, is it?
6. You've succeeded at failing.
7. Yes, unless of course he was saying "I should've listened to my wife"
8. Nope.
9. They are still apart from one another.
10. Yes.

Answer 4

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?


How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Answer 5

The answer to number 7 is YES!!

Answer 6

i say JonnaMamma won the ten points.....

here's ONE

don't you just hate it when someone says, " oh, you found it. i bet it was in the last place you looked..."
i mean, what the ****!! if you find it you aren't gonna look for 2 more hours, are you???

Answer 7

so true and you might want to check your spelling. no offence

Answer 8

this is so true, but ? why are you wasting ur time lol!! thanks for the points