my wife just started her third job (it's the grave yard shift at a mcdonalds) so she works almost every hour everyday and i am currently unemployed and i am so busy looking for a 1 job that i don't have time to cook meals for the family so when she gets home for an hour from 6-7 she never has any food ready for me to eat and i work really hard trying to find this job and she can't even make a fing decent meal for me and our 3 kids. So my question is how do i get my wife to make dinner the one hour she's home doe s it need to get physical or wil the point get across if i just yell alot at her it seems to work with everything i yell at her about so any advice?
2006-10-09 07:08:04 · 16 answers · asked by tom 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First of all you need to sit your wife down and verbally abuse her for awhile, say things like, " I'd rather make love to a goat", or " You are a 2 cent hooker!" comments like that usually cut to the core of the inferior species known as woman. Once you have completed the verbal part of the fight then its time to get physical, I want you to start off with the back hand but don't be afraid to throw in a couple elbows and headbuts in there, and if you really want to surprise her just take he head and slam it against the wall...haha that cracks me up ever time, just joking...but seriously I do that with my prostitutes all the time. If none of that advice works, there is always the last resort, simple say "ON YO KNEES!"
2006-10-09 08:00:23 · answer #1 · answered by J-DOG77 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I don't know how you stand it! You and I both know if she has 1 hour to be at home then she should spend that time cooking and not doing things like sleeping, eating or(God forbid) washing her stinky, been working all day behind! I really think you should just leave her. You deserve a wife that will stay home all day and spend her time waiting on you hand and foot. Not a wife that works so much to pay all the bills cause you're not working. Hell, get you a new lady who doesn't work either so none of the bills can be paid and then you can all live in a homeless shelter and/or stand on the street with signs that read "Will do nothing with my lazy a ss for food."
2006-10-09 07:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by P. C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in the beginning, it gets much less complicated. once you have a toddler it is often going to be confusing going for a jointly as. As for helping around the residing house, I even have reliable opinions in this. i think of whoever is at residing house all day could do the vast majority of the cooking and cleansing. The bread winner could help out with dishes after dinner and so forth or cook dinner now and then and weekends could be even steven! while, or if the two return to paintings, all care taking could be chop up 50/50. It feels like your spouse is being slightly irrational and emotional which i'm afraid we are all responsible of. Her asserting "i'm no longer a competent spouse" is likewise a manipulative way of her attempting to get sympathy. maximum human beings try this in some way or yet another, each and every so often we don't even comprehend we are doing it. as long as you prefer to be with a woman it truly is the variety of nature you and all adult men are confronted with. And by how, I assure you have some awful conduct too! desire I even have helped.
2016-10-16 00:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really hope this is some kind of a joke. YOU are unemployed, and she is working 3 jobs, and yet the one hour she's home, you STILL expect her to cook for you? how about going to a useful website like worksource.com or something to help you apply for real jobs instead of complaining about your poor wife (who probably is so fed up with you she took the 3rd job to get away from you) on yahoo? grow up and be a man, cook for yourself, be happy your wife is willing to stick by you for so long!
2006-10-09 07:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by mrs_eke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly hope that your wife gets a clue and leaves your sorry a$$ and if you ever lay a hand on your wife I hope she beats the living crap out of you. make your own dinner you selfish pig
2006-10-09 07:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by wildone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sorry piece of ****, if youre not working and your wifes working 3 jobs, why dont YOU get off your lazy *** and make some food for HER?!!
2006-10-09 07:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by jamz2277 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you just said she woreks the graveyard **** and is at her third job! ur an asshole! get up ur laxy *** and cook! jesus freaking christ man! BE A MAN!
2006-10-09 07:10:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey loser, why dont you lay off your hardworking wife, and get your lazy as* off the couch and cook her and your kids dinner, then massgae her feet
2006-10-09 07:11:48 · answer #8 · answered by SHE HATE ME 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grow up baby.
2006-10-09 07:13:39 · answer #9 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she needs to take your kids and just leave your soory a$$.
2006-10-09 07:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by marybk60 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋