Licking 500 payphones.
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.
Eaten by your family member.
You eating the family member.
Ironing your shirt while still in it
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head
Having your boyfriend tell you that he cheats on you.
Having yourself figured that he cheats on you
Being dirty and having clean clothes
Being clean and having dirty clothes
Discovering we are alone in the universe
Discovering we are not alone
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting
Keanu Reeves' acting
Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound.
Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell.
Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny
Sitting next to your crush and farting in complete silence
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and realizing there is no milk.
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour
2006-10-09 06:42:33 · 17 answers · asked by JonnaMamma 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Farting while trying to lick a payphone and the phone booth amplifies the sound and smell, at the same moment that my crush enters, offering me a bowl of cereal with sour milk and a dead bird in it. That was a really bad day!
2006-10-09 06:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Licking 500 payphones.
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.
500 payphones
Eaten by your family member.
You eating the family member.
Me eating the family member
Ironing your shirt while still in it
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head (depending on size)
Having your boyfriend tell you that he cheats on you.
Having yourself figured that he cheats on you
BF tells you, shock isn't as great is it would be if you find out
Being dirty and having clean clothes
Being clean and having dirty clothes
Being clean and having dirty clohtes
Discovering we are alone in the universe
Discovering we are not alone
Discovering we are alone
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting
Keanu Reeves' acting
MK+AO's acting
Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound.
Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell.
the smell, if it is in a resteraunt.
Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny
Sitting next to your crush and farting in complete silence
the latter
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and realizing there is no milk.
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour
The sour milk
2006-10-09 17:06:23 · answer #2 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station
You eating the family member
Ironing your shirt while still in it
Having yourself figured that he cheats on you
Being clean and having dirty clothes
Discovering we are alone in the universe
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting
Keanu Reeves' acting
Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell
Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour
2006-10-09 13:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by red_star_56 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.
2.You eating the family member
3.Ironing your shirt while still in it
4.Having yourself figured that he cheats on you
5.Being clean and having dirty clothes
6.Discovering we are alone in the universe
7.Keanu Reeves' acting
8. Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell.
9.Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny
10.Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour
I wanna do more!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE?!?!?!
haha...those were fun. I had a bit of trouble with # 7. I like them all. And, I wouldn't have a problem farting infront of him in complete silence - not onlt would it be funny - but I'd just broke the ice! (# 9)
2006-10-09 16:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Momma Jette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station-Yeck
Me eating a family member-Sad
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit me on the head.-Sad
Having myself figured that he cheats on me. -Jerk
Being clean and having dirty clothes.-EWWW
Discovering we are alone in the universe.-Sad
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting.-What a joke
Farting in a public bathroom that amplifies the sound.-Embarrassing
Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny.-EWWWW
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour.-Gross
2006-10-09 14:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Licking 500 payphones
You eating the family member
Ironing your shirt while still in it
Having yourself figured that he cheats on you
Being dirty and having clean clothes
Discovering we are alone in the universe
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting
Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound
Sitting next to your crush and farting in complete silence
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour
2006-10-09 13:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont know for the first 2, they are both really bad either way...
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head, you can maneuver around yourself to iron...
Having yourself figured that he cheats on you, i'd rather him be honest than me have to find out on my own...
Being clean and having dirty clothes, you can mask your dirtiness with clean clothes and perfumes/colognes...
Discovering we are not alone, you never know who they are or what they are planning...
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting, keanu doesn't try to act... that's just how he is... MK and Ashley try and that's the sad thing...
Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell, the sound can be funny... and often times is, but the smell can be horrible!!!
Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny, if you have an SBD you can blame it on someone else that is close to the both of you...
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour, dry cereal is just as good as with milk...
2006-10-09 13:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
licking the toilet rim
eating the family member
ironing the shirt while still in it
having your boyfriend tell you he cheats on you
being clean w/ dirty clothes
discovering we are alone
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's acting
fartin in a public bathroom that amplifies the sound
having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place b/c it was so funny
pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour.
2006-10-09 13:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gas station toilet rim
Eating a family member
getting ironed
figuring out on my own
being clean w/ dirty clothes
discovering we're alone
mary kate & ashley/keanu - TIE
public fart smells
farting in silence
sour milk
2006-10-09 14:02:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Toilet rim at a gasstation.
Eaten by family member!
ironing shirt.Figuring he is cheating
Being clean and have dirty chlos.
Discovering we are not alone.
Mary kate and Ashley Olsen!
The smell!
peeing all over the place.
Last one defenitly sour milk!
2006-10-09 14:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋