You bit'ches know what I'm talking about. I just blasted warm ranch all over your funky *** tuperware ****, got you a towel, and a glass of water and now you want me to not pass out. I've had like 5 shots of whiskey before I left the house to go find some nasty wh'ore at the bar to dip it in. Then I gotta have like 6 mixed drinks so I don't give a sh'it what the low self esteemed wh;ore looks like.
I mean what's the deal with that?
2006-10-09 06:15:26 · 22 answers · asked by Shawn V 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I know! It's like this one time I was at the bar and we met these stupid jackovasaurs. My class act friends and I proceed to drink till it can't get hard. After wiping up my drink I spilled with her jacket, I took this c'um dumpster back to my friend's apartment for a pumping. Once I don't spunk (thanks useless condoms), I give up and begin to enter a coma like state. She probably tried to talk to me, but I was way to effed up at that point to even be able to process words.
Anyway, the next day the ***** calls me and wants to hang out. WTF? So I use her f'uck sleeve for the next couple weeks, but eventually stop answering my phone. She starts calling Shawn V and showing up at his house. She finally stopped annoying us and went back to being Mormon. I mean c'mon, whats the deal with that?
2006-10-09 06:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by aztris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha....!!
I have a hard time believing that you're serious with this post. If you are... OH BOY! "Nasty wh'ores" are the least of your worries.
This says everything about why a girl shouldn't sleep with a guy until she knows him well.
2006-10-09 13:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised you've ever gotten any. I'm thinking the "whore" you messed with had already doubled the number of drinks you had and you were the last man left in the bar. Look in the mirror dude, you're a loser...be glad someone is even willing to talk to you.
2006-10-09 13:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by krs1 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
first of all........ your the one with low self esteem, otherwise you wouldn't be out getting wasted and looking to 'dip it' anywhere other then someone you are with and are in love with. Second of all, a woman wants to talk because she wants to get to know YOU, she NEVER would have gone home with you to BE with you if she wasn't looking for something more.... and then you make her feel bad for making a stupid desicion for ever wanting to get to know YOU in the first place when really its YOU your are frustrated with and feeling stupid with. I feel sorry for you and I feel even sorrier for the woman that REALLY want a chance to know YOU and have a relationship with you......... because you are NOT ready, and you are still too IMATURE for a REAL woman as it is. YOU can't handle a deep, loving, relationship and you are SCARED of someone that actually might LOVE YOU when YOU can't LOVE YOU, yourself. Grow up and quit hurting women because you can't live with yourself. YOU can't run from YOU, so live with YOU, except YOU, and stay away from the ladies until you do........... THATS the DEAL. Blessed be...
2006-10-09 13:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by shy&gental 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
From being a woman, it's not nessarly to talk, we want assurance the guy will not leave us after he has had his way.
No one wants to be used. If they had been hurt in the past they don't want to make the mistake again, if they welcomed you into there bed they probally think your differnt or specail.
Be honest with them and you attenions if you are then no one can be mad at you.
2006-10-09 13:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by Juleette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the same problem.... dude, shut the fck up and let me go to sleep, or get back to work, or whatever I'm doing at the time. I don't feel like talking after getting off.
2006-10-09 13:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by sneakyfker 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why they wanna talk if the sex was that good she should be just as tired as you and wanna fall asleep too..... If they do wanna talk just tell em to STFU or get out!!! Honesty is the best quality :)
2006-10-09 13:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so drunk that I don't even think you get to enjoy yourself. You need a sex buddy with no terms and conditions just sex when you want it. I guess it someone out there for you.
2006-10-09 13:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by kiki_t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, it it very important that you talk before, and after sex, afterall, that is what women like. Don't you want them to be happy? You make it sound like all you are there for is a wham-bam-thank you ma'm, and that is not right.
2006-10-09 13:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i'm not a *****, but i know why do you think like that. you're desperate about sex and alchool. Don't drink that much, that's why you put this stupid question. you are loosing your neurons, and you can't think that much to answer your own simple question: because they need your love,because they are HUMANS LIKE YOU and they also need something from you like you needed something from them. IF I WERE YOU I APOLAGISE
2006-10-09 13:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋