Is it better to be a woman, they have some sence, I think!!!?

Question

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions

Answer 1

True. You forgot that we can handle pressure.
We can drive, put on make up, drink soda,talk on phone, comb hair, fuss at kids, and be on time to work.
We can take pain and give pain.
Men get sick they become babies that we have to take care of.
The list goes on and on!

Answer 2

If you got it.... then wiggle it
Make it work for you....
so that you don't Have to work hard

;oD

Living the Charmed Life

Pure genius

As for "Stupendous Man's" response................

1. We can go to the Men's room and not get booted out of the bldg.

2. Men give us their money one way or the other ;o)

3. Men love to look at our breasts and Some men DO Have Them!

4. Men carry a purse.... its called a briefcase or fanny pack.

5. Only if men live in a cave is their reason for not shaving.

6. Men ARE the weirdos hassling women on the streets

7. As for the clothes,
a. You have nowhere to go if you don't have any.
b. You don't have anything worth showcasing.

8. We can have another woman ( which you'll dream about... see # 9) and not feel the need to pat myself on the back.

9. We don't suffer from Wet Dream Anxiety... Or Pillow biting at night.

10. And we Never believe men.... Women are always right. Men just think that because we women don't want to bruise your precious little EGOs.

And I believe I had the last WORD!!!!!

Answer 3

Sorry, but most of the items in the original list are either irrelevant, childish or wrong. The Titanic was last century, female groupies are called slags, and a man's glass is easy to identify; it's the one he's holding.

Ok, I agree; men can't dance, conceal a zit, assess people's shoes, and don't wear lipstick. But who cares? And not imagining members of the opposite sex naked is a good thing? Since when??

Let me tell you; it is definitely better to be a man. In no particular order...

Sport.
Beer.
Farts.
Steak.
Genitals on the outside.

Really, the only true downside is that we die younger, but I reckon that a fair trade.

Answer 4

Why Are Men Happier Than Women?
Men Are Just Happier People!!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be Prime Minister.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier...!!

Answer 5

I suggest a new #1, spelling SENSE correctly. But then you'd have top 31 reasons. Hmmmmmm might have to take one off. Oh yeah what does elfin mean???? Is that like those people from Lord of the Rings. I think they're pretty cool.

Answer 6

Why? i've got not a bastard clue. actually i hit upon that girls and adult males human beings are codependent. in this international women and adult males human beings are stable at particular issues requiring diverse intelligences. women human beings are in many cases very stable with literature, interpreting, and somewhat a number of the arts. adult males are in many cases stable for...of course decrease back artwork/muscular tissues, and good judgment. adult males have larger brains, women human beings have extra recommendations cells/ neurons...on the IQ try there replaced right into a niche between the girls and adult males human beings, yet over the years that hollow replaced into at present closed. So the generic IQ is made out of the two the male IQ's and womens IQ's. i ought to circulate on and on approximately this, yet i will end that guy and female are equivalent.

Answer 7

All those advantages and you want equal pay for the same job but you take time off for your children, for the monthly cramps, to have a baby, spend time discussing the latest episode of Desparate House Hoes, redoing your make-up, going to the restroom 10 times during 8hrs. Yeah I wish I was a woman sometimes too.LOL

Answer 8

I just have 10 points , which i think suffice.. , WE like to be men..

why it's better to be a man I'm amazed more of my female friends don't wish they were men. Don't get me wrong. I love women. It's just that pragmatically speaking, men have been allotted more Green Stamps in the checkout lane of life. Here are some facts I toss at female opponents during debates over which gender — parts-wise — is more user-friendly:

1. Men don't have to sit down to pee, or wipe afterwards.
By some estimates, an American male who reaches the average life expectancy of 75 years spends 38 fewer days waiting to use public johns (figuring an average of two minutes a day). Perpendicular pee-ers are so spoiled by this happy condition that we get impatient when older guys keep us waiting more than 45 seconds. Meanwhile, a line of jumpy women stretches outside the ladies' room. We know better than to offer our stalls. The toilet paper would be gone in a flash. During a recent party my female guests went through 13 rolls — 12 more than my housemate and I use in a week.

2. Men make more money
I'm not saying it's fair. But we're not giving any back. Men wouldn't mind if women received the larger paychecks, as long as they spent most of it on beer, large-screen TVs and lawn fertilizer.

3. Men don't have breasts
To a man, breasts are a lot like a baby: They're nice to hold, but we're glad we don't have them 24 hours a day. Any man who can imagine himself with breasts also envisions himself caressing them constantly and never getting anything done. Predictably, none of my female friends will admit they'd trade their boobs for balls, which are smaller, easier to conceal and don't jump around when you jog. Men don't have to buy or wash as many undergarments, either. Combined with the toilet paper savings, things start to add up.

4. Men don't have to carry purses.
Men can't imagine the need to carry around all that stuff, especially when
we manage fine by shoving every flat plastic object we own into a tri-fold leather wallet and then into our pockets to sit on for hours until we have chronic back problems.

5. Men have less to shave
Per square inch, if you calculate by way of the Western protocol that demands women shave their legs and underarms. I have a beard, which saves me from shaving anything, but I won't rub that in and figure how many additional minutes of morning sleep I'll enjoy in my 75 expected years.

6. Men aren't hassled by weirdos on the street
Sophisticated men — those who think lewd comments but don't express them — can't imagine the skill involved in a woman navigating a city sidewalk. When a man hears a whistle, he figures someone needs a cab. Furthermore, no man I know has ever heard a pack of women shout, "Ooooheee, baby, show us your balls!"

7. Men only need one outfit for formal evenings
Men will never understand why women have to buy a new dress for each and every formal affair; one tuxedo fits all. We can't hazard a guess as to what happens to those outfits after their whirl on the town: Are they made into drapes?

8. Men benefit from the sexual double standard
An unfortunate situation. But I'm convinced the SDS will suffer a great blow as soon as someone invents a catchy synonym for "****."

9. Men don't have monthly visits from Aunt Bea
Just an occasional random erection, and those feel great. Men will only admit to bleeding if we lose a finger juggling chain saws.

10. Men are always right
We might as well be, since no one can convince us otherwise. Also, men always get the last word, which is what I like best about this column.


Still, want to try the other side of fence?

Answer 9

it is better being a women
1.we have a good fashion sence,
2.we cook better
3.we are better with pain (childbirth )
4. we can get away with most thing lol

Answer 10

LOL. Well, all those views in the responses sure brightened my day. LOL. You started something there.

I love being me! LOL.

Have a great day!