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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornitholo
2006-10-09 05:38:39 · 12 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Would an intelligent person let alone a bird ever use the term "weenie"?!
2006-10-09 08:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, mink coats are for previous bags who think of this is a standing image to assist the mink industry's torturous standards. Jaguars might look cool, yet they are very costly and get low gas mileage. not a to blame selection for transportation. I want a loving human (animal) in my mattress, and that i can pay for each thing i want. i want somebody in my existence to appreciate and appreciate, not somebody i think is an fool i can play. this style of stereotypical, ****-eyed junk is one reason adult males nevertheless have so little appreciate for women human beings. Pull your very own weight, stay your very own existence, and safeguard your self. That way you will locate somebody who respects and admires and loves you, not a loser with a fat wallet.
2016-10-19 02:12:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll finish the punchline:
The guy buys the parrot, brings him home, the parrot sees the man's wife and the milkman start getting it on, starts telling the man.
The man asks him, what happened next? The parrot answers, "I don't know, I fell off my perch" (I'll leave it to your imagination as to why)
That's it, folks.
2006-10-09 06:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by John A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool a paraplegic bird with a interlocking penis and studies other birds
2006-10-09 06:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he can also fill holes in with pollyfilla
2006-10-09 07:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by tomzy33 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i disagree.
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2006-10-09 05:42:11 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh!
2006-10-09 06:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-10-09 05:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't get it...
2006-10-09 06:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me when i can laugh???????????
2006-10-09 07:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by roobies mam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋