Just want to compare notes with my fellow Atheists, as you know some not all Christians believe they are right and everyone else is wrong, so according to them we are pawns of Satan.
So I am just wondering, wanting to compare notes, does anyone else have Satan come and talk to you?
As for me, 0 communication from the dark lord who controls us.
Since these Christians are right, and they must be, theres no way they can be wrong, Satan must be talking to one of us.
2006-10-09 05:20:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My husband swears he works with Satan. Apparently Satan is a chick and thrives on creating as much workplace drama as she possibly can while sucking tremendously at her various tasks. He thinks Satan is going to get fired soon as she creates way too much drama and it's becoming impossible to work with her.
I've never actually had a real conversation with her but we have exchanged words in passing... that count?
2006-10-13 04:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone knocked on my hotel room door when I was last on vacation. When I opened the door, there was no one there, so I've no idea what the person or persons wanted. That might have been Satan, I suppose, or underpants gnomes. I *was* missing some of my drawers the next morning. Does Satan steal people's undies?
In any case, Satan has never come to chat, or even to borrow a cup of sugar.
2006-10-09 12:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I feel left out here. I'm a Christian, but I've been lumped in many times with the lot of you doing the devil's work just because I'm more liberal and don't believe in the Book of Revelations, which any educated Christian knows was always intended as a work of fiction. I was even accused in public by the pastor who confirmed me of being the devil's advocate (but you will note that he DID confirm me anyway). Once, a girl in highschool came up to me and quietly whispered the question of was I Christian. When I with a startled and somewhat insulted tone replied yes, she quite loudly and righteously demanded to know why I wasn't out "witnessing," which apparently she felt was some sort of criterea for the religion. I was also accused on Sept. 11 after just barely escaping losing half of my family (no exaggeration), of being evil because I refused to allow a group of wackos in the black trenchcoats from forcing their sample New Testaments on me, because I believe it's evil to take advantage of people's pain like that. I've been told I'm going to hell because I don't believe in the hell that the fire and brimstone people spout and because I don't believe that anyone of any religion is going to hell. I've even been told that because I don't believe in Satin, then I must be a Satin worshiper. I could continue, but basically, because I believe in the basic goodness of all people and of my chosen God, then I must be evil. I have to tell you, though, if Satin really is talking to me, then he must be coming in the guise of would-be Christian Fundamentalists, because they seem to be committing and advocating more sins and evil in the name of God than anyone else I can think of...
2006-10-09 12:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully I answer in a guttal scream because Satan provided a great orgasm.
2006-10-09 12:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by Laughing Libra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a hippo named Lucifer in a park near me that I can make talk. Does that count? LOL
Other than that, my calls for Satan's attention have been as fruitless as those made to his old buddy, god.
2006-10-09 12:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not spoken to Satan, either, to my knowledge. But I will be the first one in the door of a church if I ever do...
2006-10-09 12:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are getting it all wrong..... I you are an atheist than you refuse to believe in Any form of divinity ...... if You believe in Satan then also believe in God...You can't have the YIN without the YANG
2006-10-09 12:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by oana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love your sarcasm.... Has it ever occured to you that maybe, JUST MAYBE, you are the one who is wrong.
What if you are wrong, what if Christianity is right, what if there is a heaven and a hell? What if you are are deceived? What if there is a God and He loves you enough to die in your place? What if you reject Him and spend eternity in a burning lake of fire?
I am not talking about Christianity as a religion, I am talking about a real God who wants a relationship with YOU. Why do you reject him when you KNOW deep down in your heart that He exists?
2006-10-09 12:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by Daddy of 5 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Satan must be afraid of me. I don't blame him one bit.
2006-10-09 12:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by Real Friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aetheist's should be condemmed to walk the Earth alone and forced to have anal sex with the devil while the holy and righteous believers laugh and eat popcorn.
2006-10-09 12:24:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋