i cant afford a vibrator what else could i use, and no fruit or vegetables please or animals?

Answer 1

A MOBILE PHONE SET TO DISCREET

Answer 2

No! Because, Regardless the Fruits & Vegetables Came from Animal Source, The Fruits & Vegetables Would Still Be Generated From the Organism of Animal. Example, If I Planted a Garden of Wonderful Organic Fruits & Vegetables, Used Miracle Grow, & Advertised Them As Such: Would you Still Trust in My Product if You was Aware of Horse, Chicken, Cow, and Dog Manure I used to Help them Grow? Technically the Fruits & Vegetables are Organic, Free of Pesticides, Yet I Rooted them In Filth to Achieve a Good Product - Comparable to Anything Like Sin or the Fruits & Veggies Coming From Animal Source. The Animal Used its DNA, Molecules, Acids, Cells, Etc To Grow the Product. Hey, Look at this Apple Tree Growing in a Cemetary, Wanna Apple? That Peach Tree Grew Along Side the Highway Where Deer Carcases Spawned the Growth, Peach Cobbler Anyone?

Answer 3

Well, fruit would work well, but here is another option. Freeze a bottle of water (plastic bottle). Take the bottle out of the freezer after it is completely frozen. Allow the ice inside to melt down to the size you want. You will see that it melts into the shape of a dildo. When the shape is right for you, open the bottle and pour out the excess water. Then get some serious scissors and cut the bottle open. The ice sculpture will not only form to your insides, but the cold sensation will also stimulate you. As the water melts from your body heat, it will also act as a lubricant and slide easily in and out. Be careful not to let the ice get too thin or it could break off inside. Enjoy silly.

Answer 4

I cannot believe that you can't afford a vibrator. Go to Ann Summers, they have a great handbag sized vibrator for just £10.

Answer 5

What's wrong with your hands? All this hype about vibrator's length and thickness is ridiculous! All of the nerve endings in the vagina are concentrated in the first 1/4 or so of it. All you need is to find what works for you. One finger on the clitoris and one at the entrance to the vagina should do the trick. As to the vibrating part-I'm sure your fingers can move quite rapidly. I am not being gross or x-rated here, just stating the facts.

Answer 6

try a cigar case. the best really is your fingers but what i hear the most is really cheap and works best go to a tobacco store or cigar shop and get a cigar, like the BLUNT brand. they have plastic cases that are varyling in length and thickness. it won't vibrate but it would work well as a straight dildo. use lubrication

Answer 7

Three angry bees in a cigar tube.
10 jumping beens in cigar tube.
Blind woodpecker.
Old washing machine on spin cycle.
Cycle along sleepers of unused railway line.
Mobile phone in condom set to vibrate(send me your number)!

Answer 8

Use your head. Also your arm should work once you get past the knuckles. If you're way fat and can't bend, you could try your neighbors arm or head but you might have to knock 'em out first.
Hope that helps.

Answer 9

I prefer both fruits and fruit and vegetables better, however they look and taste. You desire a little of both.

Answer 10

If perhaps it's a fruit it includes seeds, otherwise it's a vegetable. And vegetables are usually grown in the ground while fruits are grown in trees.

Answer 11

you could all ways use ur mobile phone set it to vibrate and call your self or go throw your ring tones and that should do it but mind you dont get ur phone wet you might brake it and if that dont work just go uot and get a good old seeing too