What is the most embarrassing moments of the average man.?

Question

what really turns a person off that is so generally and common to every other person on the planet EARTH.

Answer 1

Embarrassing moments of a mans life...on average...
I would probably say the first time they got an erection in front of someone.
Voice changing,
The first time they get off to quick.
When they cannot get an erection,
having parents show your baby and childhood pictures to your girlfriend the first time they meet your parents.

Answer 2

I am not a man, but I just asked my sigother to tell me the most embarrassing moments in a man's life. His answer: It is all relative and it depends on the age of the man and where you are in your life at the time of the incident.

1. First time he could not get an erection, however he qualified this with "It is emberrassing if you are with someone you really care about for the first time, but if you are with someone just for sex and you do not have an emotional connection the embarrassment ends as quickly as the hope of a roll in the hay. If you are with a partner that you are in love with and are in a committed relationship, and you are either older or are taking certain medications or suffer from conditons such as high blood pressure etc & things that contribute to this situaton then it is not emberrassing at all. You are able to openly discuss the problem with someone you are close to and this in turn actually helps the situation b/c it can bring you closer together as you work together towards a solution. Another plus is that it enables the man and woman to openly communicate so that she knows it is not her fault...has nothing to do with her, does not mean she is not desireable etc.

2.At a young age or really at any age pre-mature ejacualtion

3. being on a first date with soemone you have wanted to date for quite a while, taking her to a very expensive rest., and every other place she suggest (just to impress her) to find yourself stuck soemwhere in the evening without enough money to cover the tab

4.At any age, whether you are on a date, a business meal or just out with friends and having the waiter bring your card back to the table and say "Sir, I'm afraid your card has been declined. Do you have another card you would like for me to try?"

5. Passing gas in public, in front of collegues etc. Especially when you know you are about to do it, and you go right ahead, mistakenly assuming it is going to be a silent one , bu nature fools you and it it is not only extremely loud, but lt is also accompanied by a terrible obnoxious odor and everyone knows you are the culprit.

^ "are you in yet?" when you have been in for a while and you "thought" you were actually having sex

Generally anything that has to do with sex, inability to perform, inability to bring the woman to climax or anything that has to do with money or lack there of are typically the most embarrassing moments in a mans life

My b/f is in his 60's and has a motto (I know it is a bit cliche but....) "when you are over 60 never trust a fart" so to him the most embarrassing moment in a man's life is to **** on himself

imagine you are a well established, distiguished much sought after attorney and you are walking through the courthouse (as luck would have it , it is the middle of a hot muggy Florida summer & it is a friday (casual day) so you are wearing a light colored or khaki suit instead of the dark blue, or black suit that you almost always wear whether it is 25degrees or 122, you fart, or so you think and in actuality you **** all over yourself. that is the most emberrassing moment in this man's life, age 64........ and he has had his fair share of moments, this one still makes him cringe

Answer 3

One embarrassing moment is admitting that you are only average
isn't that strange?

I had a moment of the 'e' word a few years ago.

It was at a wedding a an old school Friend was there and I had not seen him for many years. I noticed him earlier but the time came when he was standing just in front of me with his back facing me.
At school he had always had a habit of putting his hand behind him and half way up his back but inside his jacket.

Seeing the hand there again it brought back memories as we a had been close friends a one stage. I seized the opportunity and went up to him and grasped the hand through his jacket and said "hello Warren".

I was horrified to find it was not his hand but that of his girl friend's who was standing in front of him. That's me ....lol

Answer 4

As a teenager, sitting on a bus and looking up the skirt of the girl opposite. Then standing up and realising that there's a huge bulge in your trousers or which she gets a full view. It's even worse if she sniggers or blushes.

Answer 5

Real men don't get embarassed, they just headbutt the wall out of pure manly rage! :-)

No, probably the most embarassing moment would be a sexual one... coming too quickly or not being able to get the girl off. Unfortunately this tends to become a vicious cycle... confidence is a good thing. :-)

Answer 6

I thought it was always the first time you can't get an erection and the woman is right there.

Looking at it from the woman's side, I say "Big deal."

Answer 7

Throwing up during an entrance exam to get into a private high school.

Answer 8

When his wife gets drunk and shows off on the middle of a party.

Answer 9

for the average man, i can think of nothing worse than getting caught masterbating to playgirl by your father.

Answer 10

mum getting the photos out on your first date