2006-10-09 04:13:15 · 42 answers · asked by SunGod 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
When I say Oral, I dont mean moan at me or even talk to me.
2006-10-09 04:15:26 · update #1
you can't train everyone to do that...you have to find a woman who loves sucking c*ck and loves the taste of semen and being rewarded with it on a daily basis...there are very few of us like that I think...I would love to find a younger man that could be awakened this way every day....
2006-10-09 06:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by joyce smith 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's easy!!! The same way you train a boy to be an oral alarm clock the same time every morning.
2006-10-09 05:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by Charissa D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can you train a guy to be an oral alarm clock same time every morning??
2006-10-09 04:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by chandra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way you train a boy to be an oral alarm clock, once you figure it out and are good at it then you can give her the advice.
2006-10-09 04:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by silver 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't worry about the training if I were you.I'd worry about finding a girl first of all, which in your case must be impossible.
But there are always inflatable dolls, which, by the way, have the same I.Q as you!!! Isn't life wonderful?
2006-10-09 04:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try winding her clock up once in a while before the alarm goes off and spend some time doing it.
2006-10-09 04:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by rhymer 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
tell her if every morning she wakes u up using the "oral" method you'll spend and extra £5 on her bday pressie so £5 extra a day then dump her a day b4 her bday then ask her back out the day after :-P......but that wuddnt wrk no gal is stoopid enuf 2 fal 4 dat
2006-10-09 04:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by **Twinkle <3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No but I guess if you tried you would probably have to do it yourself in the morning. Remember, women are not pets which you can train to do tricks, you may think like that but that would explain why you are single, living in your mom's basement and checking out internet porn late at night, giggling to yourself.
Go...out...side....
2006-10-09 04:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by Raide UK 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oral Alarm Clock
2017-02-28 10:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think you can "train" a girl? Girls aren't circus horses, idiot. If she wants to wake you up, she'll do it any way she damn well pleases. And if you're so desperate for a BJ, why don't you get some flexibility training and do it yourself?
2006-10-09 04:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋