Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.
The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."
2006-10-09 03:41:47 · 12 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-10-09 03:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by Crystal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOD its getting bad i actually look forward to seeing your jokes lol thanks for the best answer it really cheered me up cuz i bloody managed to fall of horse 2 days ago and spent the next day in hospital lol i have trapped my sciatic nerve but i still havnt had a cigarete lol i tryed to email u but u havnt got that option on your page so good luck and i hope u do lolx lmfoxxxxxxxxxx
2006-10-09 13:22:59 · answer #2 · answered by playgirl_bixch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to remember that one for recital while we are sitting around in clown alley next year.
2006-10-09 10:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoa!! LOL. LOL. That's one B-A-D dude! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-10 14:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-10-09 10:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And then what happened?
2006-10-09 10:46:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol! A nasty one, but good! :)
2006-10-09 12:38:24 · answer #7 · answered by Angelina 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha :)
2006-10-09 11:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... funny...
2006-10-09 11:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.... funny.... ha
2006-10-09 10:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋