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It is with great sadness that the Energizer Battery Company announces the passing of The Energizer Bunny.

AP October 9, 2006: The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at sex/6:00 p.m. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual overstimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...

2006-10-09 03:40:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Hehehehehe u r crazy.....love passing this to my friends at work.

2006-10-09 03:44:09 · answer #1 · answered by michelle 5 · 0 0

Ohhhh, but what a way to go~~~!!! with a smile on his lil pink bunny face . . .

2006-10-09 04:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0 0

That's why I buy Energizers Citizen.....So I can keep cuming and cuming!

2006-10-09 03:47:57 · answer #3 · answered by Karen 6 · 0 0

LMAO!!! very funny!! D*mn them batteries. They die at the worst times.

2006-10-09 05:08:45 · answer #4 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0 0

LOL o that's funny! that's great! :p lol

2006-10-09 03:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by Julie 3 · 0 0

now that was good!

2006-10-09 03:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0 0

I wonder if that could be done to me?????????????

2006-10-09 03:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by pikeruss 4 · 0 0

Hahaha......... good one!

2006-10-09 03:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by brown_sugah064 4 · 0 0

citizen :-)

2006-10-09 04:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by playful 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha Ha :) :) :) :) :) :)

2006-10-09 08:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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