HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD? witty funny answer gets a cute prize in their email if they provide it
2006-10-09 03:39:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im not being a hacker or anything, im doing this for something for my friend (long story) and if they give me a good answer i wanna thank them
2006-10-09 03:42:35 · update #1
As much as it would need to build a boat to get away from that saying!!!!!!! LOL
2006-10-09 03:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
A woodchuck could chuck wood as much as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-09 05:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by lovehavingfaith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends what kinda wood he chuck is chucking!
Black African Oak is a very hard, dense wood, where as Pine timber is less dense and lighter!
And it also depends how BIG AND STRONG this particular little woodchuck is...
But if we take an AVERAGE woodchuck, chucking an AVERAGE density and AVERAGE weight wood, id go with anywhere between 1cm and 1325.12m... but thats just an AVERAGE!!
hehe
2006-10-09 03:47:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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2006-10-09 03:41:48 · answer #4 · answered by DoNNy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?
as many as they want because if they like to chuck wood,they could
2006-10-09 04:26:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥princess♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Or, more importantly, how much would a Woodchuck chuck up if a Woodchuck was force-fed chuck?
2006-10-09 03:42:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
5
2006-10-09 03:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by tapping toes 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
THE WOODCHUCK WOULD CHUCK AS MUCH WOOD HE COULD CHUCK FOR HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO CHUCK WOOD. AND IF THE WOODCHUCK FORGETS HOW TO CHUCK A WOOD, HE WOULD PROBABLY CHUCK ONE OR TWO WOOD FOR GOOD.
2006-10-09 03:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by -'UpEnDi'- 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not very much wood if he could chuck wood....woodchucks are small animals and it would take forever to gnaw through wood to begin with.
2006-10-09 03:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by bradnmich2003 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To hell with the woodchuck, he can't chuck a real woody. ;o)
bf says i chuck better than anyone he's been with.
2006-10-09 03:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Woodchucks cant chuck wood?....(crying)
2006-10-09 03:41:45 · answer #11 · answered by ~*The Show Must Go On*~ 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋