A mother, frustrated at her attempts to get any house work done with her 8 year old son constantly underfoot, handed him a bag of M&M's and told him to go outside and play.
An hour or so later, having finished the housework, she went to the window to check on her son, to find him sitting on the front steps, the bag of M&M's in one hand and the cat in the other.
Curious as to what he was doing, she decided to watch for a minute, only to see her sweet little 8 year old pop a couple of M&M's in his mouth, bite the cat and and move down a step. Heading for the door to yell at him and ask him just what the hell he was doing, she saw him repeat the process: Pop a couple of M&M's in his mouth, bite the cat and move down another step.
She finally made it out the door and, yelling at her son, asked him what he was doing, to which he replied in his sweet little 8 year old voice, "I'm playin' trucker, mommy! Poppin' pills, eatin' pu*ssy and movin' on!!".
2006-10-09 03:23:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG!! that is so funny. I'd be so shocked if my kids said that. But it's still a good joke.
2006-10-09 05:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny, but yet possibly a bar of soap is needed for the 8 year old child's mouth!!
2006-10-09 10:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Niecy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is not really ok for an 8 year old, although it is funny. limit the movies he watches and music he listens to. it would do him some good. he shouldnt be exposed until later, way later, trust me, it is better for him
2006-10-09 10:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Baller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that 8 year old's a true playa
2006-10-09 10:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by painfullyaverage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouths of babes . . .
2006-10-09 10:25:23 · answer #5 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess he had heard about this from good ole dad!
2006-10-09 10:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do any of you people realize that this is a joke?
2006-10-09 10:40:11 · answer #7 · answered by wuxxler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the things kids say
2006-10-09 10:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2006-10-09 13:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by Charissa D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow...thats kinda shocking
2006-10-09 10:26:22 · answer #10 · answered by *~Angel_Eyes~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋