2006-10-09 02:54:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh no no on, I believe with all my mind and heart and soul and bellybutton lint!
Everyone ELSE who is without belief is mad at the FSM... those poor unfortunate souls. It's sad but true.
2006-10-12 16:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'm furious at the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Positively livid.
2006-10-09 09:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's just that they don't want to believe in the FSM so they can continue in their rebelious refusal to wear full pirate regalia. But the day of the great pastafarian judgement will come,and then we will know who will join the FSM for fettucine and cheesecake in the Divine Spaghetti Factory and who will forever boil beyond al dente in the cauldrons of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.
2006-10-09 10:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM and I are not aquainted, unless you count me testing my spaghetti for "done-ness" by throwing a noodle against my refrigerator door as a form of aquaintence.
It that counts, then I am simply NOT impressed by a wet noodle. No anger needed.
2006-10-09 10:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know there was a flying spaghetti monster until reading this post, but now I find myself strangely compelled to devote my life to it and do insane things in its name!!
Where do I sign?
2006-10-09 09:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. He denied me my prayer of watching Jesse jackson and McKinney receive their 40 lashes with his wet noodly appendages.
2006-10-09 09:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alll hail His noodly appendage!
(For those of you dense enough to "sign on" the Church of the FSM is a satire of ID. LOl, losers!)
2006-10-09 11:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by elitetrooper459 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I was made in the FSM's image. My appendages may be long and thin, but I wouldn't call them noodly.
2006-10-09 09:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pink Unicorns make much for more pleasant nightmares. Equestrian pun intended.
2006-10-09 09:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn spaghetti monster! when i find him im gonna kick him in the nuts. right now im busy stalking santa, though, then i have to move on to jesus. i am the fairytale killer, and ive got alot of work to do.
2006-10-09 10:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by slippie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋