English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

The other day, I wasn't feeling so hot, and I emptied my bowels in my friend's car (In the back seat) I don't know how to tell him, I don't want him to get mad at me! He does have a really crappy car, and it has more bullet holes than an Israeli Church, but I don't want to lose my friendship over this. What should I do?

2006-10-09 02:49:30 · 15 answers · asked by humancandyball 3 in Arts & Humanities Genealogy

15 answers

well it if that was me i would have told them "Hey man i got to **** let me out." I would have let my friend see me **** on t he side of the road and get a ticket. Than to lose there friend ship just cause i'm to lazy to open my mouth and have then to stop and pull over.

2006-10-10 04:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by ashamalee 2 · 0 0

You had me until you mentioned the Israeli church. Since most people in Israel are Jewish, perhaps a temple reference would have been more appropriate. You could have said more bullet holes than an Iraqi police officer trainee.

2006-10-09 10:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 1 0

A true friend will alway stay a friend nomatter what.
Just tell him and you will see what kind of friend he realy is.
You have to take the chance eather way, so hope for the best and be ready for the worst.
Good Luck!!

2006-10-09 15:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by Preacher's Daughter 5 · 0 0

you will not loose you're friend ship if you know how to tell him. speak to him calmly and don't start a fight,but tell him the truth, because if you don't, then you will loose his friendship. TALK ONESTLY TO HIM

2006-10-09 09:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude; if he hasn't noticed by now he ain't never gonna notice.
but that is a pretty heinous party foul.

2006-10-09 09:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You couldn't wait? You should see the doctor.

2006-10-09 09:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by justbu40 2 · 0 0

the origin of the name salzman in german and hebrew

2006-10-09 13:53:39 · answer #7 · answered by zsalzman1 1 · 0 0

Buy him a new car, obviuosly.

2006-10-09 09:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ow my god!! You did that in a car??

2006-10-09 09:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Steph 1 · 0 0

Honestly... I don't think you're serious, but I do think that's pretty funny.

2006-10-09 09:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan 4 · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers