The man who loves to eat spam
just before he goes to the can
bim bam thank you maam
wish i had some delicious ham
lol lol
2006-10-09 02:18:05 · 21 answers · asked by HOTBITCH 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No but i feel sorry for you LOL
2006-10-09 02:19:16 · answer #1 · answered by a_facchini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For crying out loud, I only did it once and I was very hungry (also had a touch of constipation). Can't you people just forget about this incident and move on with your lives?! I'm a human being you know?! I made a mistake, so let me be! Funnily enough, it still tasted better than a Pot Noodle.
2006-10-09 07:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by John P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I forget something now, I'm blaming you and it's because it's been pushed out of my mind to make room for the drivel that i've just read! You should be ashamed - I could end up forgetting my mother's birthday!
2006-10-09 03:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I weep openly at the mere thought of the poor fellow
2006-10-09 02:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pay toilet blues...
here i sit broken hearted
spent a dime and only farted
yesterday i took a chance
saved a dime but sh*t my pants
2006-10-09 02:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My IQ just dropped 2 points.
2006-10-09 02:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His name is Sam,
He goes out with Pam,
And she likes lamb.
2006-10-09 02:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by Shaman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you walk into a bar lately?
2006-10-09 02:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jesus Freak!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but tanx 4 da points!
2006-10-09 02:38:42 · answer #9 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me/ i just knocked the head off my cig burnt my chest and my fav shirt, see chaos theary is still alive and well
2006-10-09 02:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by belter777 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋