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A guy is out golfing with his buddy one day and says, "Man I haven't gotten laid in what seems like forever. I don't know what it is. I'm just not getting any."

His buddy says, "Hey, man I'll lend you my Asian cleaning lady. She'll come in give you a beer, clean your house, fuc*k the hell out of you, and best of all she can't speak a word of English."

"Really, man? You mean it?" the guy says.

"Yeah, sure, I'll send her over tomorrow," his buddy replies.

The next day, the guy is home and the cleaning lady shows up. She hands him a beer, goes about cleaning his house, and when she's done, stands over him and undresses. They start having sex and she scream, "Sampowhy!" Of course, he starts thinking he's a super stud to get the lady to scream like that.

The next day he's feeling good about himself. He decides to golf with his buddy again. On his first shot, he hits a hole in one. Just to rub it in he yells, "Sampowhy!" His buddy looks at him and says, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"

2006-10-09 02:17:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

19 answers

Wow thats hilarious

2006-10-09 02:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by Crystal S 2 · 0 0

I would say Love. if you love someone you wouldnt want them to be any other person than the person you met them at the first time, and love can make everything work well in a realtionship before you fall in love you can love yourself and later somone love you so thats another love and after that you both madly in love you can have sex because you both got to trust and be honest with each other before doing sex from the start endles is not your true love why bother sex than.

2006-10-09 09:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by SimileyDaisy 5 · 0 0

Love is No.1 but sex sure comes in close at No.2!

2006-10-09 09:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbles 3 · 0 0

I am going to say love cause if you want a true relationship
Love has to be there when you make love not sex but make love.

And sex is something you can have with anyone
without having to feel the love.

So you make love with someone you love,
and you have sex with someone you just want to get laid by.

2006-10-09 09:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0 0

Men, golf, sex - it just doesn't get any better than that in the male world, huh? lol


forgot to answer the question - sex is the most important part.

2006-10-09 09:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0 0

Hahahaha! Loved that, soooo funny!! As for your question, you can't exist on sex alone, you need love too; but saying that you can't live on love alone because you need sex. You have to have both. I guess the most important aspect is love because sex will follow.

2006-10-09 09:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Love is far more important, as some people go for their whole lives without having sex and stay together.

2006-10-09 09:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by Rachie 2 · 0 0

It's great I love it!!!! I feel that love is the most important,but sex sure feels good!!!

2006-10-09 09:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0 0

Thanks for the laugh. that's freakin hilarious. But, to answer the question about which one is more important in a relationship, love or sex? Definitely love.

2006-10-09 09:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOve & Sex

2006-10-09 14:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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